Be naughty, but respectful.
-Sheikh

I'll be facing the storm in the same tradition of bravery that was held by those Frenchmen on the eastern fronts in Wold War II... I will be hiding in a bunker. Viva La Resistance!
-Z

Stick to the Hollywood standard
Or your film will never get made
Couldn't afford Harrison Ford
So we bought Dennis Quaid

I'll see the silver lining in a mushroom cloud.

In war, the villians may lose, but who can claim victory?

Don't yell. It's tacky.
-Rebecca

I'm on the ground and me again.
-Norman

I'm so boring, I bore me.

At Farhenheit 451 I make amends,
maybe still salvage what is left of a friend.

You have grave tombstones in your eyes.
-Carl