I'm not on a sex line, I just advertise for them.
-Will

I heard, "Cum in my mouth," and no...THAT'S GROSS!!
-ChrisS

I can't concentrate without my tastebuds.
-Joei

Love is not free. Love is sacrifice.

Be naughty, but respectful.
-Sheikh

I'll be facing the storm in the same tradition of bravery that was held by those Frenchmen on the eastern fronts in Wold War II... I will be hiding in a bunker. Viva La Resistance!
-Z

Stick to the Hollywood standard
Or your film will never get made
Couldn't afford Harrison Ford
So we bought Dennis Quaid

I'll see the silver lining in a mushroom cloud.

In war, the villians may lose, but who can claim victory?

Don't yell. It's tacky.
-Rebecca