I wanna be the teddy bear that sits upon ur bed, so when you think of others i can smack you in your head.

A redneck broke my heart guess what i did after that......

(I BROKE HIS NECK)

Well i'm one budweiser then i was a minute ago....i found an equalizer that makes his memory a no show!

Screw the blondes
forget the burnettes
what bout redheads
we're the best

You know he was truly ment for you when he makes the tears you cried for the one you lost disappear!

~I love you Toby~

I'd get over you...But I can't seem to get cupid's STUPID arrow out of my butt

I never noticed how much you ment to me till that terrible night where I lost a friend, and almost lost you, the night you were the car wreck!

They think he hung the moon.!

~by tuff hedeman on the movie 8 seconds.

If life has given you lemons
find some 1 that life has given tequila
and have a party

-ron white

Don't go lovin' on nobody but me;
Nobody but me's gonna cry when you up and leave,
Do what you want to;but I'm askin you please.
Don't go lovin' on nobody but me.

by: blake shelton