Quotes by Country Bumkin

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  • If fingerprints showed up on skin... wonder whose I'd find on you.

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  • If Wiskey were a man I'd have a guy for sure.

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  • I got in at two with a ten....and woke up at ten with a two.

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  • If a jukebox took tears i'd cry all night long.

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  • If drankin don't kill me his memory will.

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  • -he made toothpicks out of the timber of my heart.

    -guess my eyes were bigger than my heart

    -the last word in lonesome is me

    -I've been drunk since my man's gone punk.

    -forget the bull...ride the cowboy

    20 years ago
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  • I hate doing this but could read this it's called the car wreck it's poem to my friend, and tell me whether I should give this to my friend who's in th hospital you can email me at hillbilly17_89@yahoo.com..thanx!

    18 years ago
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