-cowgirls drink to make cowboys interesting

-got my horse got my dog don't need no cowboy

In the rodeo there's no free throw shots, no warm dug outs, and no fancy half time shows, If that's what you need go do some other sport.

Does not play well with others

Guys are like hardwood floors...
lay 'em right the first time...
and you can walk all over 'em

You thank ur a cowboy?
go ahead prove it!
(u got 8 seconds)

-grab ur balls...we're goin' bowlin'
-grab ur stick we're playin' pool

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage

If fingerprints showed up on skin... wonder whose I'd find on you.

If Wiskey were a man I'd have a guy for sure.

I got in at two with a ten....and woke up at ten with a two.