~slippery noodles fall from chopsticks~

this was in one of my friends' frotune cookies

"WiNk WiNk SmIlE NoD NoD

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Super man saves the day!!!

lol~i still cant believe he plowed u over alisha and he still caught the frisbee!!! lol

I like suckers..they make me happy and help my throat

I am a marmott and i will sit on that rock and sleep all day in the sun!

Dont confuse a blond...especially if they dont know they're confused!

I found a cookie! there's another one! and another! cookie cookie cookie!

~my sis said this when eating cookies in cream icecream~

Teacher-can u see anything?
student-my eyes r closed and im blind folded im pretty sure i cant see.

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Why call a guy a player when polygamist sounds so much better!

If your guys a cheat, dont get mad, get even!