I have to pee like a pregnant woman on a trampoline!

my friend said this one day when she really had to go to the bathroom

One time.... well yesterday...

my friend said this when telling a story

I saw this on a shirt-

roses are red,
boys r nasty,
i dont like u,
so walk right on past me!

*~i wish my lawn was emo cuz then it would cut itself~*

(c)Mazi inc

The Best Thing About Gummy Bears Is That You Can Bite Their Heads Off And They Cant Fight Back!!!