Pick-up Line Comebacks #3

I wasn't checking you out.... you have an enormous peice of food in your tooth and its gross

I know you hate to see me go... but you cant deny that you dont love watching me walk away.

I'm sorry i do.. and i hope everytime you dont ever come back

baby, you dazzle me with your beauty

You dazzle me too... I can't believe anyone can be that ugly

If you were a piano, I'd practice all day

If you were a guitar I'd smash you

Lets make like rabbits and multiply

((hey! that was my line!!! haha jkjk.. i'm just good like that))

i'm sorry.. i only breed with my own kind..

is that a tic-tac in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?

Nah, it's just a tic tac.

Let's make babies.

Uhh, sorry. Mutants don't exactly whip me into a sheet-twisting frenzy.

Nice shoes. Wanna bang?

The only 'banging' i'm going to be doing.. is banging your face..... *tehehe* into a wall

you're the cheese to my macaroni

You're rotten uncooked macaroni.

The way to someone's heart is through their stomach, enjoy the brownies. =D

((tehehe.. its true.. lol))

I'm allergic to ugly.. *sneeze* *sneeze*

Your God most beautiful creation

Yea you are Gods ugliest creation

I have skittles in my mouth.. wanna taste the rainbow?

Yeah, and if I was a serial killer, you'd be the first person I'd kill.

You wanna get married?
[sadly I've had this used on me before]

I saw you in mine too! Worst dream I ever had. Woke up screaming in terror.

Let's get naked.
[I've had this one used on me before too. Gross lol]

Better not, I didn't bring my glasses, I might miss something.

So, do you get much free time? I mean, when you're not being harassed by all those modeling firms and admirers.

And stalkers, like you?

So what does you plus me equal?

Well according to my calculations...nothing

Do you eat cambell's soup? cuz your Mmmm...Mmmm...Good

And you're just plain lame.

So, you're a girl, huh?

Congratulations, you can recognise a girl. Now, can you recognise a brush off?

Did you leave the wife at home or is this my lucky day?

LINE>>>you know second hand smoke is bad for you...

ANSWER>>>>YEAH THATS WHY I SMOKE FIRST HAND..

Here's one>

Boy says to girl:
"My love for you is like diarrhoea - I cant hold it in"

What would the girl say to guy?
LOL.

Goodbye!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

Is that supposed to be a turn on?

Should i call in the morning or just nudge you?

Neither, but you can call me dis-interested!

Are you a figment of my imagination or or are you realy an angel?

Your crazy lady... you must be seeing things.

*i dont have a pick up line*

No, I'm Nancy. the girl over there is easy.

*picks up a screwdriver* can i screw you?

Haha, i like your come back... that has the be the best one i heard so far.

Not just diabetic, but also an idiot.

"You're so hot you make the Devil sweat!"

I know.. no go away

(lace my love!!!!! tehehe.. ))

How da heck did they let you leave heaven?

What the heck is happening?
LOL

Next pick up line

I know a good way to burn them calories of that donut you just ate... ((tehehe))

So do i... and it has nothing to do with you.

Hi, I'm doing a survey on what flavor of lip gloss guys prefer on their girlfriends... Would you mind kissing me and telling what you like?

Absolutly sweet thing... but let me warn you about the cold sores i have oozing all in my mouth...

(Ewww, Gross)lol

Your hot

Im also startin to pit out!
lol i stink at this game.......

can i buy you a drink?

Looks like i'll need another one in order to think you're hott.

((Melvin!!!!! hey you!))

Can you spell ICUP? ((spells it I-C-U-P))
tehehe.. you saw me pee.. wanna see somethin else?

Yeah... your BACK as the cops take you off with your hands cuffed!

Wow, i heard the fork and the spoon ran away with each other... And baby, i'm looking for a good spoon. [heard this at like 2AM lol]

As long as i can use the fork and stab you.

I'm psychic... and I definitely see you in my future.

Sorry.. i'm already checked back in.

I can see it in your eyes that you want me.. don't deny it

I won't deny it. I DO want you..... to bugger off!!!

Are you free tonight or will I have to pay? 'Cos, belive me, It'll be worth it!