Pick-up line come backs

Just put a pick up line followed by a comeback!!!

- your legs must be tired cause youve been runnin' through my mind all dayy

-- yeah i was trying to get out

Can i buy you a drink?
Actually i would just prefer the money.

One my friend used when she was asked this...
"Excuse me, you don't know where i can find...."
She interupted and said "A breath mint?" lol.

Ok thats funny heres another one

'hey aby so do you wanna go to your place or mine?'
"both you go to yours and I'll go to mine"

GUY "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
GIRL "UNFERTELIZED!"

Hahahahahahahaahahahah!!!! ^ that one is great!

I've got nothing. sorry. :p

"One my friend used when she was asked this...
"Excuse me, you don't know where i can find...."
She interupted and said "A breath mint?" lol."

^^ rofl! Nice.

"Hey there, I'm related to a horse" *winks*

So you're an ass?

Haha:)

GUY: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together.

GIRL: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put F and U together.

=) i thought this one was funny.

I've actually USED this one

Guy I know how to please a woman.
Girl Then please leave me alone.

Here are some more

GUY I want to give myself to you.
GIRL Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

GUY I'd go through anything for you.
GIRL Let's start with your bank account.

GUY Your body is like a temple.
GIRL Sorry, there are no services today.

THIS 2 are my FAVORITEs!

GUY Haven't I seen you someplace before?
GIRL Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

GUY If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
GIRL If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

He says: Where have you been all my life?
You say: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

^ i love that...i've used twice before!!!! it just knocks me out...hahahaha

If you were a booger... I'd pick you first

Haha! My sister uses a varriation of that for her bf.
"He's my booger, cuz I picked a good one."

Anyway, here's a real convo between me and some guy at a park.

Guy: "Hey, what's up?"
Me: "The sky?"
Guy: "What's down?"
Me: "Your ego!"

Wish you could see the look on his face. It still makes me laugh

My gf used this on me once...

me: you look so pretty today
her: I know!

Would you go out with me?
out yes, in ? No

Haha, these are brilliant.. Hey.. Why do the guys look like the bad guys? :P
I got nothing... Lol
Me and my sister like to combine pick up lines though..
"Hey is your refrigarator running? Can I have your number?"
^^ Used that and it worked... Lol, they knew I was (AM) crazy though.

"My gf used this on me once...

me: you look so pretty today
her: I know!"

^^ LOOOOOOL! Just earlier, my friend was like..

Him: "You're great."
Me: "So are you."
Him: "You're amazing."
Me: "So are you."
Him: "You're sexy."
Me: "I know."

:D

Hah you just reminded me of something!
This is a conversation between my girlfriend and I
Her: I love you
Me: Yes you do
Another time I had said "I know."
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More random conversations
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Me: I'm lazy
Smarterchild: I will remember you are female
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Just a side note, I know women are not lazy, and I have the utmost respect for them. Like dauyyymn you 're freaking amazing. You give birth and I eat potato chips. Lol
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My friend: There's something wrong with your phone!
Me: What? What?
My friend: It's missin' my number
Me: *chucks phone at his head and runs away singing "Old School Hollywood" by System of a Down
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Ah, memories

"Like dauyyymn you 're freaking amazing. You give birth and I eat potato chips"

LMAO! awesome.

Him: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Her: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would be the farthest thing away from U.

I told my gf once...

me : i love you
her: i love me too

Your father must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them into your eyes.

comeback:

my father ate you mother and projecail vomited into the sky to make stars.

i don't have a father.. (awkward)

not mine.. the two guys behind me

Do you come here often?

--not if you do.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless

-I only use pens

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

-yeah my tasergun is spazing out

I lost my number can I have yours?

No, because you'll probably just loose it too?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
No but this eye sore infront of me does.

Your daddy must of been a theif cuz he stole all the stars and put em in your eyes.
Yea, he stole your brain and gave it to dorthy's friend too!

Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older
You: With luck, yes

Lol omg, these are fantastic, so so funny. have to try some of them out...

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.

You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He says: How did you get to be so beautiful?
You say: I must've been given your share.

He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

Haha these are good! XD

Guy: What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
Girl: I don't know, what does it feel like to be the biggest idiot in the room?

Haven't got any more :(

I love all of them I read so far.

These aren't very good but they're all I've got.

Guy: I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Girl: No but I think that guy over there might be able to help you out
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Guy: Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Girl: Nah, he's over there waiting for me. You must be mistaken.
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Guy: My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

Girl: My hate for you is much the same.
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okay and this is not really a comeback (and it would never work) but it's pretty funny.

Guy: You look like my first wife!

Girl: how many have you had?

Guy: None

lol
XD

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Guy : You take my breath away
Girl : Save your breath, You will need it to blow up your date later

Wife: hunny dont you think women age like fine wine?
Husband: you are ageing like milk :)