The best medicine is......

To take life less seriously!

A good friend forwarded this to me today, I hope you will enjoy it as much as I did:

Some Good Ones

1. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

2. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the demand.

3. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

4. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

5. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

6. It's easier to fight for ones' principles than to live up to them.

7. I don't mind going anywhere as long as it's an interesting path.

8. Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

9. It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

10. If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

11. I don't get even, I get older.

12. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

13. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

14. I am a nutritional overachiever.

15. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

16. I am having an out of money experience.

17. I am in shape. round is a shape.

18. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

19. A day without sunshine is like night.
20. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

21. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

22. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

23. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

24. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

25. You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

That was my favorite too, ha ha!

Thanks Britt, I thought we could all do with a little laughter:)

10. If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

LOL

THIS IS ME !!

"17. I am in shape. round is a shape."

Haha, that was funny! :) I also really liked the one about a day without sunlight, and inferiority complex ^.^

Lol, let's laugh until the sun goes down, alright?

This is excellent Ingrid, I definitely welcome the humor right now. You put a smile on my face!

Thanks AJ:)

22. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

I can never do this...and my face has stung bright red many a time because of it. The last time was when I asked a lass if she had a history of Albino's in her family.

Didn't go down well, but after her sister slapped me and I bought her a beer, we laughed about it.

Always the classy gent, Kevin...

Oh, my goodness! This was so funny and I love the messages! Most of them were true though! XD

Most times a beer gets you in trouble but in your case Kevin it got you out of it ... lol

17. I am in shape. round is a shape.
^^^
I like that one too

Thanks for the giggles Ingrid

"18. Practice safe eating - always use condiments."

Oh, my goodness I fell out of my chair laughing at this. My friend was amused by it as well! :P

I know. I didn't see it at first either. That's why I reread all of them and when I found it I had to say something! :]

I am happy to see you all laughing..it does indeed keep the doctor away, you know!