Rap Battle

Ok guys and dolls let's have a love rap and see who can slap the best rap down. Keep it sweet and respectful.

Show us what you got and who is entitled to own the title of king/queen slap rap on PnQ.

A LOVE rap?

Yep... We have shown that we can slam each other pretty well, can we rap out something nice? Don't care who or what it is about....

I'm terrible at these, so I'll sit back and watch, maybe I'll get inspired :P

Lmaooo reading the previous thread the strongest verses were those with shitt and pee being thrown everywhere at the end of each battle :P that's their only way of making a strong piece (for them) so i wonder how would shit fit for rapping about love..

like X loving Z's shit..?
hey BD loves the way
you pee...Lmao..sorry for my language just making a point... Can't wait though to find how they gonna prove me wrong and use a clean language to rap out something nice like Love

Should be fun and interesting....

You want us to write a love slap?
Then take you're pen out...
let's rap that love slap!

Wrap each other up
no need to dump
all that bad talk
so let's take a walk
down by the sand,
now wouldn't that be grand?

P.S. I suck at rap, so bare with me lol

Vixen appeal like a feisty fairy,
Cuter still than a blonde Kate Perry.
Damn Sherry - foxy? Oh yes, very!
You're a hot damsel in a PnQ prairie.

Joe, stop me if you already know,
but if I need help, you're where I go.
You're Italian, a stallion, numero uno,
If I had a medallion, to you I'd bestow ;)

Britt Britt Britt, throw me in a love fit,
I still can't believe you decided to quit,
The best mod ever? Girl, you were it,
Got that fire, that fun, that playful wit!

Nana, come here, take this banana.
You deserve a treat, you sexy Santa!
Your presence is a gift like Princess Diana,
If I had the money, you'd get a cabana.

Down by the sand?
yow joe hand in hand?
Id be your dreamland
if ud only take a stand

:P:P:P

hahahahaha ..this iis..

edit: jane LMAO

Love on P and Q
might not be so easy to do
peace becomes troubled
when the standards are doubled
^
LOL haahaa...Bob you can't help it can you

Bobby, we all know your favorite hobby,
Straight muggin' down in the PnQ lobby.
You may think I'm just a little bit snobby,
But I'd pay for your trip to Abu Dhabi ;)

Lmaoooo Jane, you crack me up.

HAHAHAHHA JANE I am seriously laughing out loud haha.. oh you can be so funny when you choose.. okay lets treat you nice

Jane oh Jane for the ass ur pic is such a PAIN
beauty beyond measure---too hot for ma brain
& If I was a Joe, you would run through each vein
for as looking at you he no longer knew his Italy from his Spain

:P

Like A flowing River

Come on without come on within
You'll find no more love than Sherry Lynn
Though the best leading lines are taken
P&Q rocks if I am not mistaken
From the motherly love of Ann Marie
To the crass honesty of just plain me
Or the Italian Stallion going the distance
Like a pacifist with the least resistance
Factual or fictional characters play
Their rolls in our lives each and every day
We start out on the wrong foot sometime
We cant force love and we can't force rhyme
We may appear over zealous when we talk
We must learn to crawl before we can walk
If you want to get to heaven you got to raise hell
Can't wait to her from Kevin can't you tell
I have stood corrected every now and then
Bob , Donald and I are like grumpy old men
If I left you out Britt I know you would be offended
Or any other moderation by which I have been amended
You are all like the eternal sunshine shining from heaven above
Each and every member, present and past, are worthy of my love

Me, myself, and I, together make Jane
Try to spit pleasure, ain't into spittin' pain
I'm a little bit crazy, yes, a little insane,
but yo at least I'm also a little less plain

Bob

Give us a rap about XL.

Best part is when you say "Sunshine" gah am such a yellow happy thing.. :D

LOVED yours Mike...sounds like an ADD for our club LOL

"If I left you out Britt I know you would be offended"

HAHAHA Mike you know me so well :P

Mike, you make us look bad, take a hike!
Your art's too good like a modern Vandyke
If we were on Facebook, I'd like like like,
Words go down smooth with a tiny spike

If I ever lost my dear silvershoes
I would be rappin nothing but blues
Once I could not beat you so I joined "The Club"
A poet needs a muse like a spoke needs a hub

Keep em commin
Sher enjoys the lovin
Even Nalleys got me rythmin
All in good timin

But alas I must confess
Kinda jelouse that Joe has Jane's hand
Especially after our modly romance

Well Bless your heart
I do declare
Can you feel the love tonight
lingering in the air?

This lovey dovey happy stuff
Ain't up my alley, it's really rough
As for me and being sweet
It's really hard, I can't compete

Yes, I can feel the love in the air
especially when I breathe,
but you, my Dixiedaisy, sexy lady
I dare not share

for centuries I have leaped
the mountains, flat and steep
just to hold you in my sleep
my love; vast ocean deep

Okay you win...:)

LOL

I win?
Does that mean I have your heart?
Oh, beloved, don't treat me like Noah's ark
To be thrown into the storm
to be a story of destruction and forlorn

My lovely lady, who enjoys Pastan
if I were a lady myself, you'll be my Man.
If you were Eminem
then I'd be your Stan
If you ever feel constipated,
then I'll be your can
If you ever feel agitated
then you can hit me like the fan

But I wish you don't see me
all that creepy
oh baby, you complete me
like the remaining letters...
from D to Z.

--

I tried to bring some Michael D humor in the middle :))

I really like eminem
so you could be my Stan
but only virtually
I will give you my hand

My heart is taken
it belongs to Chocolate
I'm sorry it's my addiction
This I must admit

Though my feet and my knees
they are quite free
You could have them
along with my goatee

I'm sure you wouldnt mind
You are one heck of a guy
Not to sound stalkerish
don't ever say bye!

So just like stan and eminem
I guess we'll never meet
but atleast you replied, lovely feminine,
in that case, death I did not cheat
and you have just save my life.

But listen, I guess I can turn into choco
I mean, I'm already loco
would you prefer, dark or white?
Or a little bit of both, yo?
Pardon the mojo

I don't mind the goatee, sweetie
as long as I can borrow it
and I won't ever say goodbye
well, atleast, not at the moment.

Take my hand
Love me too
Now that Joe has Jane
I am free for a midnight rendezvous

I consider you my friends, but we can be lovers if you wish (ladies ;) )
some lyrical masterminds, and poetry is our niche,
P n' Q and me, we're just like Lilo and Stitch
aloha everybody, time for this rhyme to switch
ABC, you PAG, by that I mean Pretty Awesome Guy,
put words at the tip of our tongues and watch our pens or fingers fly,
across paper or on keyboards, our creativity never dies,
without the people here it'd just be me, myself, and I

It's so much harder to write nice raps...Oh well, I tried.

You guys making me jealous!
I'm no Bret Easton Elis, fellas,
my rhymes, they're crimes
like a trellis;
framework for a craft,
every line a rough draft,
sometimes I get overzealous,
poems turn to novellas.
Anyway, back to what I meant to say -
This love affair you share,
it's too much to bear,
it's too much when I care,
it's unfair, why a pair?
Don't you have love you can spare?

LMAO...

Bob, that was funny. But now it is time for this Cinderella to turn in before she becomes a pumpkin and scares off her loving man.

PQ Friend Ship Rap
People tell me that it is a sin
To steal a line from Bob Dylan
Who knew and felt so much within
I heard he was just free wheelin

Folk from the house of the rising sun
Where the rap battles are never won
Tainted love is like a holy war
I feel like knockin on heaven's door

It's not dark yet, father of night
Don't think twice cuz it's alright
It Takes A Lot To Laugh,
It Takes A Train To Cry
Sad to lose our better half
Leaving without a good bye

They walk away out on their own
I guess idols are best made of stone
Better stay close to the shore in your small boats
If you don't have the guts for poems and quotes

I hate to say bye to Dixie,
but my heart belongs now to a different lady
one who has love to spare
personality the whole universe cannot compare

is it Sher? No,
but clue is that she's silver
and a shoe which is clever
than an algorithm designed
to solve my crippling hunger

Oh Silvershoes, may I try you on for size?
Sketch your smile a million times
over landscapes of a lifetime
as it radiates the solar beams of sunrise.
For no one exists beyond this rhyme
except for you and I.

I'm bad at this. Whoops.

ABC you're on your game,
like alphabet soup kids that fame
the name inscribed in broth creates
the alphabet you taste, it's laced
with ingenuity embraced, and faced
like no one on this site.
If your comments are the light,
then we'll be flowers gaining height
stretching till we're out of sight:
you bring our poetry to life.

ABC, you used to be "The Tasteless,"
you got taste, problem is you're faceless,
my image of you is poetic traces...
I'm comparatively graceless...
Affection for me is baseless!
You could go places!
Win races while I'm sitting at home, circling bases.
It's me your heart embraces?
I think you should replace this.
Win a hand with pocket aces.

AUZY, ain't you flattered ? LOL

My dear Narph,
you easily have my heart.
With your melodic voice
and golden harp
luring me away from harm.
oh please accept my charm,

be the engine of my writing arm.
Poetry then will trigger like a spark
and together we will flicker
like fireflies in the dark.

Dixie only likes M&M's
she's not into ABC's
Jane's a fine feminine
but it is only Joe she will please.

Do not think you're just my number three
or the net of safety, to catch little ol' me.
I'll surrended my power
just for you, my dear flower,
and be for you either wind or bee.

D'awwwwww.....

Not to be nosy,
but these rhymes make me cozy.

(That's gonna be my only contribution, but these threads are sure fun to read!)

Sibby-sibs, tasty as BBQ ribs,
if you were a possession, I'd call dibs, no fibs,
slice you into delicious strips,
your rosy red lips like two parting ships,
total eclipse of the heart, let me impart
for a start, how you stole my heart like a
thief in K-mart,
made it kickstart, with a fart - whoa, RESTART!
Let's take these words apart,
get out my flow chart,
assess the fine art you are, superstar,
make my mind come ajar, you own the whole
PnQ bazaar, it's a little bizarre, but
without you, we'd spar and spar,
no peace, just scar after scar.
Hold up, let me hit my space bar...

There we are.
Like you and me, never far,
but now I got to go...
Au revoir!

Interesting to read, these twists and turns
and not all those hurtful distasteful burns!
Back and forth with all these rhymes
but all you're saying.... is you're mine. :)
Shall we walk hand in hand...
or shall I hand you a wedding band?