Janis Rant

Ok guys. I know everyone has to be about fed up with our admin...

Rant here, but also I wonder who can pen the best poem expressing your disgust towards the admin.

Once you have penned your form out be sure to leave us the title so everyone can have a chance to read it.

I must say... Sibs already penned one out beautifully.

Love this. I might do another.

Oh sure. Sibs already set the bar so freakin' high... how are we gonna top that?! lol

Will a little friendly competition going on, I bet people could write some real zingers. I bet some Clubbies could show me up... abby? Jane? Nicko? Jordan? Let's see what you've got.

Or we could get those kids from the "rap battles" in here. Someone phone them up.

Ooh I'll go get Yaki.

Good idea!

This is one I did for Abbys contest, said Id post it here too

***

Leader, Scrouge

I wish I could shake his hand, vigourously,
and squeeze it tight like a clamp to
let him know I mean business.

Or be his family councillor
(he has a rather large family)
to help him remember his duties. Im sure
he could be a great man, attending
to the needs of his flock -
making changes, giving presents
with a virtual ribbon on top.

But I cannot shake the hand of a phantom.
I can only hope, as he flits in hidden dens and
amongst shadows of the European night, that he
could be Scrouge, a Prodigal Father,
and save this Tiny Tim.

Krumins

Janis never wanted to be controlled
by ambition or the things he owned.
Like his site in need of repair
it is not as though he doesn't care
He says his English was never that good,
though I'm sure someone in our neighborhood
could make this site out of sight,
and set all the imperfections right.
I don't believe Sibs was sacrilegous at all
Just a Poetess answering a prophetic call.
We as members need administrators and mods.
like the Greeks and Romans need mythical gods.

^ These are all really good, I know I'm not nowhere near as talented as you guys but I had a go... Sibs did an awesome job, who could outdo her

http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/misc/poems.php?id=1181004
Title is "Amongst Janis' Planted Trees"

Colm, that is an amazing piece!!

And Michael.. awesome :) I agree with you haha :p

Tara, I'm gonna' check it

Ohh yes, we should have some from Abby's contest! Good thinking Colm!

Mike thats an awesome poem, loved the ending. Mhmm.

Tara Kay - read/commented your poem..I really liked it (well, you see my comment.. lol).

I loved Colm's and Tara made me wonder if Janis was trying to install a reverse & neutral

I loved it Tara Kay

Maybe we could get Joe to explain the difference between a transition and a transmission lol

This goes by the beat of. 'Fly' nicki minaj ft Rihanna....

Miss Yaki G..is in da house...

We came to post,to rise...
to complain,to fight..we came to rant
to critize,to conquer....to thrive...
...

I wish today we would rant all day
maybe that would kinda make the anger go away...
trying to forgive janis for abandoning we..
Praying but we still think we're ages away...
ages away yes strange in a way...
Maybe that's why keep ranting away..

Its us,us ...us against him,
he is our enemy but yet our friend..
so we rant,groan ... moan ...higher! Higher!!

More fIiiiiiiiiiiiirrreeeeeeeeeeee!!!

We came to post,to rise...
to complain,to fight..we came to rant
to critize,to conquer....to thrive...
...

Janis always wanna try to box us in
Suffocate us everytime it locks us in...
changing the IP adress then he crops us in..
But we will remain where poetry begins,
Because we don't do words,we abuse lines..
and that's what our poetry defines

we are not fly,we are reincarnation
we represent the new poets generation...

He hears our critism loud and clear,
that's how he knows that the end is near...
so we become savages in a time of fear..
cuz we ain't got no moda effing time to spare...

post or complaints days upon days..
such a heavy burden to not post in this place
Still we go hard and our yays turn to nay's..
cause he ain't fixing his silly ways...

We came to post,to rise...
to complain,to fight..we came to rant
to critize,to conquer....to thrive...
...

Get ready for it...get ready for it... We came to win....

Lol Michael, if you really want I can ;)

This is a great idea, I just might have a go at it as well.

OMG!!! hahahhaha Yaki :p

I swear that deserves a front page, especially with the FLY beat, I love it!!

YAKI!! That was awesome. so clever.
And i actually sang this to the beat, it was flawless!!
This was creative beyond words,
Maybe equals sib's poem!
Submit it Yaki.

Ya Yaki!

Seriously Joe if Janis comes back you should offer your assistance. lol

Make sure you post them on your poems in case someone
Wants to nominate them...

Mike, shouldn't it be up to the mods who else they will be working with, rather than Janis who never comes around?

Author: Britt
status: member
date: 2011.11.14 18:45

[ post answer ]
There are a bunch of people who work behind the scenes on the site but aren't mods....Don't need the title to help out :)

I did not mean anything personal. One of the current mods stated that she appreciated any help she could get and for some reason Italian Stallion is still on Janis's fav list. Has the Stallions knowledge of programing and coding ever been challenged?

I doubt if any mods would object to you[britt] assisting Janis as I seriously believe you could write a book on what I don't know about how to update a server

Should knowledge ever be challenged..?

Or should it be unlearned..?

You would be seriously wrong, lol, I don't know the slightest idea about updating a server or anything along those lines. I'm not saying Joe doesn't know what he's doing, but there has now been two or three references that he should discuss with Janis about being a mod again. While he is free and clear to do that, being a former mod and know what's it like to work with other mods on a team, it should be up the mod squad, not Janis (even if he is the owner), because he's not around for anything. :)

Thanksss gais :3
I'm enjoying this :p

--Super b(ass)--

This one is for the poets
with the writing system
top dawg,write poems
with a creative system

when we make challenges
in the club we be stepping up..
collect wins on front pages like
we savin up....

But we ill,we fill,we aint got no bill
can't post poems this ain't a good deal..

we cold,we bold
can't say we ain't dope
we love this site but things can't
stay so...

This a moda effing trip-trip
sinking of the ship-ship...
If janis don't come fix this
we can't make poems drip-drip...

This aint the type of site we are looking for,
and yes you'll get slapped
If you don't fix this yo...

we said excuse us,
but you are the bad guy..
I mean -mah-mah-my....
you ain't fly like fly...

We know you are shy,
And we can't see your tie..
but you can't possibly
have a good working eye...

oh yes..we did...yes we did
somebody tell janis who da eff
We is... we are the angry
Poets..and we mack this dude up,
back his faults up...and chuck them up...

Janis got his site thrown astray...
working like crap,in a non-proper way...

Can't you hear the this
po-po-po-po-po-popost
Yes we make a rant thread..

This booom
booom boom boodoom bass.....
stop being a super b(ASS)

Booom booomm booom boooom.....

see we need pnq in our life for it to stay...

No no no can' stay this way...eeey...

See you got poets ranting away...
Can't you see we are ranting away...

Can't it be like boom booom booom basss

stop being a super b(ass)!!

This a moda effing trip-trip
sinking of the ship-ship...
If janis don't come fix this
we can't make poems drip-drip...

This aint the type of site we are looking for,
and yes you'll get slapped
If you don't fix this yo...

we said excuse us,
but you are the bad guy..
I mean -mah-mah-my....
you ain't fly like fly...

^^

hahahhahahahahhahahhaha OMG, I'm cracking :')

I agree

Nicko reminded me of the line from Dylan's song I can't go back to what was I can't unring the bell

I think most of us agree reaching a goal is more important than how we get there
I do not as feel comfortable with disputing authority
and trust the mods to get in touch with Janis

Catholics believe in intercession which you could understand better by reading; P and Q Theology author: sibyllene
status: moderator
date: 2007.11.05 13:20

lol

Can we please stick to the topic please, let's not venture off and discuss things that this thread was not intended for.

As for the above statements, if you Michael or Britt. would like to discuss it, you're both free to PM me.

And Britt. I concur with you to a certain degree, although; Janis owns the site, he's hardly ever here and that doesn't grant him the rights to promote, however; he did and was the creator and ultimately has more say than anyone else here.

Now can we please stick to the topic of this thread and read/create priceless pieces of art that we all call poetry.

SPACE-BOUND (Eminem) beat ;)
----------------------------------------
We post,
we get the bugs,
then edit:
it isn't much,
so it's enough, for PnQers these shits,
it's tough,
it's torturous,

Janis
must
be a sorcerer
'cz he just made it impossible,
to post without those R&N's
he shouldn't play those games,
it's dangerous,

if he fuk us over,
then we're gonna' show him
how it's like to hurt
'cz this site became like dirt,
PnQ is pu deckuf,
spell it backwards, I'll show ya'

(The rest of it is yet to come ;)

*yawn*

No PM from me, Joe. I really don't have anything to say that I haven't already. But thank you, oh your modness, for reminding us we're oh-so-off-topic.

Yawn ?? ;)

hahha probably.

but told you the rest is to come.

Why do you even... Omfg... I can't.. I can't..

Anonymous rant

I would like to remain anonymous but I can't
The authorities have given me permission to rant
About a man that has the name of a sports star
from latvia who may wonder who you are
Your self portait leaves much to be desired
yet there is no telling how many poems you've inspired
I wish we had the wisdom of the Dali Lama
to focus on the poetry without the drama
They say in your counrty your name is common as John Smith
Only you could tell us is this more fact than a myth

Anonymous

Easy to throw under the bus
when you are an anonymous
You may attack with an AK47
create a drama AKA 911
they per se will say they have your back
they this day will stay at the head of the pack
like beating a horse with no name
it is bound to die just the same
you may be smiling while you frown
"you' is just a second person pronoun

Yeah, let's keep this thread focused on slamming Janis, rather than each other! ; )

These poems/rants are awesome. I say next week all three front pages ought to deal with this theme! Haha.

Yaki, I don't know the song your first one was to, but it still read wonderfully. You've got style!

"your self portait leaves much to be desired" That made me crack up, Mike.

When Dainz came howling at the backdoorrnsnarling and charging andrnkicking up dust,rnwe heard him loud and clear.rnJanis came to collect his dog, faithfulrnmaster of the beast.rnIt didn't take him long.rnBut when they left together, you should've seenrnthe mess they left. rnWe've got our janitors working day and night,rnand the stains just won't rub out.rnrnrnrnrnrnfml

^^^

Being an optimist....I think we have just created a new poetry form...Taddddaaaaaaaa...The R & N Form.....displayed so very well by Jane.

It's the hot new craze that's sweeping the nations.

By the way, I recognize your style, Yaki. Nicki Minaj ;)

Hahhaha I love rap in itself,not Just nicki.. but lately her songs are hittin :p hahahhaha I made a goal to learn the all by heart... got moment for life down,superbass, fly and now...more to come :p hahha

I'm glad you guys like them :p I actually recorded myself rapping it one day I have it on a video account somewhere :p lmaoooo

Resonable Needs

You may assume we are joking as we assume you pay the bills
May we assume you grow weary of listening to all our ills ?
We would not steal your thunder because we are not thieves
I believe you meant well in spite of what anyone believes
We signed your terms of agreement we all have reasonable needs
All we can do is stir the manure where you have planted seeds
Members and moderators would like to see something grow
yet I believe most of us agree the r's & n's have got to go

I've accepted RN as a statement, a new style of satiric poetry. It's easy to do now, and if anyone wants to continue the tradition as a joke/statement later on, all you need to do is type rn instead of hitting enter to create a new line or two rn's for a stanza break. It's definitely just something wonky in the HTML, but aaanyway.

I've submitted this poem to my collection as is and hope to see others doing the same, perhaps all of these messy looking poems will hit the front page? REVOLUTION. Haha, I'm only 50% joking.

Ol' Krummy's two letter friend

Simply uncareful in many waysrnmy fingers spring up and down upon this keyboardrncurious to see how Ol' Krummy's two letter friendrnwill touch my priceless art tonightrnI've shunned all punctuationrnwhich is used to create gapsrnI shouldn't have to answer the questionrnpertaining to why I may have done that.rnrnWill the lines twist and turn out of control?rnOf course they will and like rna stilted sword rna broken manrna waterfallrnthis piece of work I've penned rnwill no longer stand tall.rnIt rises while I writernbut when posted it will fall.rnrnThank you Janis for what you've done. rnFrom PnQ to you, rnthe supposed master of us all. rn rn

Janis is a Girl's Name (BAM!)

Janis has freckles
on her nose,
two buck teeth and
two tight pigtails
sticking out behind her
two large ears
that never hear
a single thing.

I say don't let the rn thing bother you. Let it work for you instead- e.g. the following work of modern art didn't need nearly as much typing as normal, with striking results:

This mo
ing, I saw a sunbu
t atto
ey at his desk, mou
fully fingering a V-neck patte
ed patch on the ga
et-coloured skin of his ste
um with some jou
alistic conce
.