The Fart Game!!!

Yes it is not a type it's The Fart Game. I ran this a couple of years ago and we have a laugh about it so, thought I'd try it again to get members laughing and participating (hope it works).

Take a song title with the word heart in it (there are so many to choose from) and replace it with fart... You need an example? well ok then..

My FART will go on...Celine Dion

Oh for shit sake...you've gone all prim and proper on me guys....let me tell you a secret...we all FART so...get over your shyness and add a title!!!

Listen to your FART....Roxette

Passenger lyrics

"Farts On Fire"

Well I don't know how and I don't know why
But when something's living well you can't say die
You feel like laughing but you start to cry
I don't know how and I don't know why

Well I don't have many and I don't have much
In fact I don't have any but I've got enough
'cos I know those eyes and I know that touch
I don't have many and I don't have much

But oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
For you

Well I don't know where and I don't know when
But I know we'll be lovers again
I'll see you some day before the end
I don't know where and I don't know when

Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire

You know those love songs will break your fart
You know those love songs will break your fart
You know those love songs will break your fart

Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
Oh darling my farts on fire
For you
For you oh

Oh well...I only asked for a title but Mike has taken this to another level...fart to fart....I enjoyed it :)

I am going to steal Larry's lol

https://youtu.be/5FZZna_3f_0

Deep in the Fart of Texas

How can you mend a broken FART....Bee Gees

Only Love can break your fart

ps
This would have been a great line in one of Johnny Cash's songs........... Like the gas in your bowels I have been expelled

https://youtu.be/Yl4J1fjuKdg

OMG...^^^ so funny I almost had a fart attack!!!!

Would you mind if a dedicated Hank Williams' Cold Cold Fart to my ex wife ?

https://youtu.be/cQmzp-NA5PM

^^^^

Of course not...

How about...let the Fartaches begin...Long John Boldry

Since my ex thought I could fart gold dust one of my favorites is Neil Young's Fart of Gold

https://youtu.be/6OrofA5U-lY

I don't need to go to the link...Neil Young has always been one of my favourites....I've seen him live a couple of times :)

You've got a "Tight Connection to My Fart"

OPTIONAL :)

https://youtu.be/xFtDeKw2tX8

Every Beat of my Fart...Rod Stewart

Nazareth Farts Grown cold

https://youtu.be/3yxtNBaCHvw

Young Farts Run Free...no idea who the artist is :)

Fart of Mine/ Bob Dylan

https://youtu.be/ZlH0yrhQJCQ

Unbreak my fart

toni braxton

im in stiches....roflmao

I left my fart in San Francisco Tony Bennett

Double fart- The band perry

Fart of glass- Blonde

Achy breaky fart- billy ray cyrus

Closer to the fart- Rush

Elastic Fart - Sia

Fart Wants What It Wants - Selena Gomez

Put a Little Love in Your Fart - Dolly "Farton"

Listen to Her Fart - Tom Petty & the Fartbreakers

Lol @ so many of these. Especially some of Michael's ones :)

'A good fart is hard to find' - Can't remember who sings it but it's stuck in my head at the minute (the fart version that is!)

Isley Brothers - Bless Your Fart
Def Leppard - Bringin' On the Fartbreak (hahahah)
Lady A - Dancin' Away with my Fart
Kanye - Fartless.

I'm giggling like an 8 year old.

Half A Fart - Barenaked Ladies

Piece of My Fart - Janis Joplin

Something's Gotten Hold Of My Fart - Gene Pitney

Don't Phunk with My Fart - the Black Eyed Peas

Fart in a Blender - Eve 6

Fart-shaped Box - Nirvana

Bad Liver and a Broken Fart - Tom Waits

Fartache Tonight - Eagles

Don't Do It Darling That Fart Belongs To Me - Webb Pierce

Your Cheatin' Fart - Patsy Cline

Sin in my Fart - Siouxsie and the Banshees

Fart Full of Soul - The Yardbirds

Elastic Fart?? Yaki...I'm LMAO at that one :)

You Made Me the Thief of your Fart - Sinead O"Connor

Just had a thought....the two P&Q clubs will now be Silver Fart and Unique Farts LOL!!!

Stole my fart one direction
https://youtu.be/gM6cIX4LBC4

Anyone Who Had a Fart - Dionne Warwick
Beggars Fart - Bethany Dillon

Cold Hard Fart - Bon Jovi
Fart of Stone - Rolling Stones

Fartbreaker - Led Zeppelin

I missed Colm's input first time around....rolling around laughing :) :)

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Fart Club Band....The Beatles

Hand on Your Fart Kyle Minogue

My Fart Has a Mind of its Own Connie Francis