drinking quotes

you know im not even going to read this cause im drunk right now.. too long..................are you ok?

entierly too much time on your hands dude.

been drunk a lot i assume.

lol. Im totaly irish, i cant help that i like to put my luahgin gear 'round that beer

"Life is never wasted when your wasted all the time"

ugh THOSE WERE ONE TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!! i only read the ones by Martin Luther King Jr. and Homer J. Simpson..... lalalala. they were funny!!

give me another drink , your still ugly

Setting: Bar

English woman: You sir, is hideous!

English man: You madam, is ugly, but I'll be sober tomorrow.

English woman: *totally disgusted* Sir, if you were my husband, I'll feed you poison!

English man: Madam! If I were your husband, I'll drink it!

i got 1 i only drink alcohole on days that end iwf "y" think bout it monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saterday, sunday i see apattern

couldnt read all that, it was like doing a term paper in english. here's my drunken toast:

"here's to you and here's to me, here's to love and laughter. i'll be true as long as you and not a damn minute after""

cheers.

haha! these are great! i got one from blue collar tv
"i believe when life gives u lemons, u should make lemonade....but i also believe u should find the person life give vodka and have a party"

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings