If I Worked at Subway...

If I worked at Subway, I would have so much fun asking people these questions:

Are you a 6 incher or are you up for a 12 today?

Can you handle extra meat?

Can you get all that in your mouth?

Do you want it toasted or do you like to hit it raw?

Do you take a lot of mayo?

Do you want me to oil it up for you first?

Do you need it bagged?

Anyone dare answer these questions pour moi? I'd gladly serve it to you any way you want it...

lmao, you'd like my version of the KKK too.

Kaitlin Kountry, where we practice Kristianity, we only have subways, but we could arrange a Mcdonalds for you.

Large or small fry?

Would you like to supersize it?

They also dont believe in clothing or age

;)

Service is of the utmost importance, and we go the distance to make sure that you're served right...

lol how do people think these things up... way to much time i guess

I was at Subway and my mind just started floating towards the gutter....

It's just like that sometimes.

JPM: No, you're connotation is right. All the time.

Michael: I'll serve it however you want it.

Ash: I have too much spare brainpower on my hands. That's why intelligent minds are the ones that wander ;)

And they serve salads now too, so I would also like to ask people if they wanted their salads tossed.

lol...

OH YA NOW I get it LOL

You can get it any way you want it ;)

doesn't that make evreryone want to take the subway

I'm losing it Subway

There is a wrong way. Then there is a subway
Really must I explain, a loss can be a gain
Delicious and great, I lost the weight
I did not want to wait, until it was too late.
Not a woman or a man will find a better plan.
You can take the subway to a bright new day
You can get on track, and not look back,
Or you can stay fat buried where you’re at.

However you want it,
We aim to please.
On my back?
Or on my knees?
Oil it up, some mayo too?
At Subway we’ll do what you want us to do.

I think I'll submit this once I put it to music. It would make a catchy little commercial.

Maybe they should put poles in Subways too.

THAT kinda kills the point of a all family take-out service.. now its AO!!

Hooters is a family restaurant too, you know.

Sex- Do it for the children.

*Lmao* To the last post i bow to you! That was the king of comebacks. lol

AND i am currently, (but not proudly) a "Subway Sandwich Artist". And i really enjoyed reading you're little quotes. And if you dont mind, next time i work i'm probably not going to be able to resist saying them:P So i hope you dont mind, and thankyou for helping me brighten up a dark day at Subway.

bumma.. i feel so left out..

and we don't actually have hooters in New Zealand..
so i wouldn't know

Hmm I used to work at subway. Now I wish I still did just so I could say those things...

A lot actually cums with the value meal, the sides make the main dish all the better, but everything is still focused around your sub. We take extra care to make sure that it’s done just how you like it. We aim to please.

12 inch sub, your choice of meat with extra salami (in fact, so much you’d really need to open wide it get it all in there), cheese (we can toast it if you like it warm and gooey or we can let you hit it raw, cold, and fresh if that’s your style), standard vegetables (we really go big on the hot peppers though, at Subway we like it hot), we also like to add two warm meatballs to our value meal subs, we don’t want to neglect any of the meat selections. We also find that there should be an adequate amount of turkey breast, not too much, but not too little. We can add any condiments that you like, but we do tend to go heavy on the mayonnaise. Oil is another thing that shouldn’t be forgotten about, we like to top the sandwich off with a hand job, spreading it all along the entire sub. The value meal also comes with a large drink, so you get to suck on your straw for a long while before you get to slurp it up. You also have a choice of chips or a salad with your value meal. We can toss the salad for you if you like. At Subway, we do it all.

That's Kaitlin's slogan.

And you don’t have to work at Subway to have fun with the fact that almost everything about their Sandwich’s can have a sexual connotation.

EX: I go into Subway and there is a really cute Italian Subway Sandwich Artist:

Cute SSA: “Would you like the 6 inch or the foot long?”
Me: “I think I’m up for the foot long today”
Cute SSA: “What kind of bread would you like”
Me: “I get off most on Italian”
Cute SSA: “What kind of meat would you like on your sub?”
Me: “I’m sure that by looking at me you know I’ve got to have the turkey breast, but, but what I really enjoy is the salami. I like extra meat too, can you give me that?”
Cute SSA: “Yeah, I can give you that”
Me: “Good, really jam it in there hard, because I like so much between my bread that you’re going to have a hard time getting it all in there. I’d also like cheese, and even though I like it melted, nice, warm, wet, I think I’m up for hitting it raw today. Oh, and I’d like two meatballs too, I wouldn’t want to forget those.”
Cute SSA: “Any way you like it”
Me: “Good, because I know what I want.”
Cute SSA: “Would you like any vegetables?”
Me: “I like the hot peppers, but I’m not too big on the veggies, most of them are kind of soft, and I don’t do softies.”
Cute SSA: “I’m not a softie…. Er, uh, I mean, I understand what you mean. Condiments then?”
Me: “I can tell by the looks of you you’re not a softie (glances down). Mayo, please, I like it really creamy.”
Cute SSA: “Oil or vinegar?”
Me: “Oil, please, it’s not as good dry. When I make my own sandwich’s at home, I really make sure it’s rubbed down well.”
Cute SSA: “For here or to go?”
Me: “Well if you’re going to stick around you don’t have to give it to me to go, and I’m here to stay, but if you’re going to be out on break you better bag it up for me because I don’t know where I’m going to go next or where you’ve been.”
Cute SSA: “Ummmm (tries to think straight)…Do you want the value meal then?”
Me: “What are you offering?”
Cute SSA: “You can get chips or a salad, a large drink, and a cookie.”
Me: “I think I’ll go with the salad, and if you don’t mind I’d like you to toss it for me. Are you up for that?”
Cute SSA: “I’m up for anything, umm, I mean, yeah, I can do that for you.”
Me: “Great, then I’ll go with the value meal. It’s important for me to get the large drink so that I get to suck the straw before I have to slurp it all up. I’m in it for the long haul.”

We dont offer Asian subs at Subway.

Yes... we discriminate.

Are you a 6 incher or are you up for a 12 today?
A 6 please, the 12 incher was yesterday

Can you handle extra meat?
Yes please, lighten up on the cheese though please

Can you get all that in your mouth?
Oh trust me, it will fit eventually

Do you want it toasted or do you like to hit it raw?
Hmm....I dont really like toasted cheese sandwhiches

Do you take a lot of mayo?
Ive had enough mayo for one day, maybe tomorrow

Do you want me to oil it up for you first?
Oh yes please, might be easier to digest

Do you need it bagged?
No thanks, ill put it in my box

There....Questions answered :D lol

Once we split it, you can put anything inside you wish.