Don't let the door...

...hit you on the ass on the way out

Can someone expain this phrase to me? People use it pretty much as much as "don't drop the soap" I just never really got where it originated from and what it actually means.

Note: Yes, i'm stupid for not knowing...

Think hard and long then slap yourself for being a dumbass.

I really honestly don't know...

I get the 'don't drop the soap' thing... that I understand very well but the other one is still unclear. Someone please answer? I know it's probably really simple but it's just gone "whoosh!" right over my head.

yea basically what mystic said.....its just like they want u out very very soon.....its not a nice quote basically

LOL. Yeah, I knew it wasn't a nice thing but , I just didn't really get it. My friends and I were talking about it and we were trying to figure out whether it meant you had a big butt or something...

Thanks.

it is telling you to leave in a funny way

the one about the door its just trying to hint go away

get the 'don't drop the soap' thing... that I understand very well but the other one is still unclear. Someone please answer? I know it's probably really simple but it's just gone "whoosh!" right over my head.
Answer: Ok, this is what I heard it ment. You tell it to a guy who is going to prison. In jail you take group showers. So, if you drop the soap and bend down to get it a gay man might be behind you, and insert his penis into your anus.
-Lems

It is another way to say...Get out of my face. lol. I never heard the soap one.

what does the soap one mean?! someone explain to tha iccle blonde person here >

Hmm..I thought I knew for a second, then I started typing and realize I'm not sure I'm right ^_^.
Arn't I wonderful? Hmmm...

I THINK.
Well, I think it's sarcasm, meaning "I hope you die" or something. LOL. Like, they hope soemthing bad happens to them while they're leaving. Probably most likely said when someone's angry at another person? I don't know...just a random guess...