The Worst Pick- Up Line?

"I lost my number, can I have yours?" Someone actually used that one on me! How gay is that? What's the worst pick- up line you've ever heard?

If I could re arrange the a;phabet, I'd put U and I together! Anyone that says that, should be smacked!

Here are some i have heard before from various places

I am sorry I have an identity crisis, see i think your gorgeous but I dont know your name

Do you believe in love at first sight? Because if you dont, i could walk by again...

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you."

"So, you're a girl huh?"

"If you was my sister, incest would be cool."

Haha...none of these have been tried on me, but I would had laughed my arse off it they did.....

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Because if you dont, i could walk by again..."

Someone used that on me once, I just said, "Yeah, but next time keep walking." =)

I hate it when guys come up to yuo, "hey baby!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"
"Are those austrnaunt pants..cause your ass is outa his world"
"you must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day"

Damnit i could name millions

This*

i'd never heard of this one b4 it was said to me and my friend

"I asked my dad, and you can tottaly live in my attic"

the sad thing is that it worked and the guy is now my bf lol

That is so awsome!

ur lips look rinkled may i press them

somebody hand me a credit card so i can check u out! lol thats the funniest ive heard so far.

Some guy asked me to be his teddy bear once. O_o

"i lost my virginity can i steal yours?"

~Jacklyn

lol ^^agreed

"Hey, babe, your lookin kinda lonely, wanna come hang out with?"

hey baby, are you tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

-Emily

my ex after he dump me and he wanted me back and he said this.

hey want to go back to my room and fuck?

im like no that is soo sick i told him im not ready for that!!