I can't believe it's still not butter!

Hiya, do you people watch family guy? That cartoon is funny! If you do watch family guy, write a quote that you thought was funny. I wanna see if i know that quote. Hit me with your best shot! I'm just kiddin, please don't hit me.

Stewie Griffin
Stewie: Oh, forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials.

Peter- "oh my god Brian there's a message in my alphabits It says oooooo!"

Brian:"Peter, those are cheerios."

God: Here let me light that for you, babe.
(Zaps cigarette with Thunderbolt)
Girl:Hey thanks!
God: Yep, magic fingers(chuckles)
(Zaps the girl with a thunderbolt, incinegrating her)
God: Jesus Christ!
Jesus: What!
God: Get the Escalade we're outta here!

Jayna:Form of- Hawk! Come on Peter!
Peter:Okay, I'm coming, form of Jayna's tampon. [goes in purse] And now we play the waiting game.

Stewie: Mother i come baring a gift, i'll give you a hint its in my diaper and its not a toaster

Stewie: Broccoli must die!

I don't watch it a lot, but I saw this one episode like two times...

[Peter hits his leg and sits on the side walk holding his shin]: *sucks in deeply* ahhhh! *sucks in deeply* ahhhh! *sucks in deeply* ahhhh! *sucks in deeply* ahhhh! *sucks in deeply* ahhhh! *sucks in deeply* ahhhh! (ect...)

Peter:Doesn't he make you so mad that you wanna go down there and hit him?
Cleveland:no
Peter: Well maybe not him 'cause he's kinda big. But don't you wanna hit the guy next to him? Well not him 'cause he's kinda big too. But don't you wanna hit this kid?
(punches kid)
Peter: Take that Macho Man Randy Savage. Ya jerk!

Peter: Aww man! I hate Trivial Pursuit, It always makes me feel so stupid.
Brian: More stupid than that time you locked your keys out of the car?
(Cut to Peter inside the car with his keys lying outside his car door.)
Peter: Damn it! Hey! Hey! Somebody! Sir! Sir! Sir! You see those keys there? Sir! Si-! ( Man walks away) Screw you! (Sticks bent straight hanger out of his window and tries to catch the keys on the hanger. The keys fall) Oh wahhaaahaaa!

I saw the smurf episode, that was funny!

Julia already posted mine.. t'is the one about the Cheerio's.

ROTFL. Family Guy is the cure all - boredom, nerves, insomnia, sadness. Laughter is good. Family Guy is better.

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