Make me laugh...
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†JustAriâ€
19 years agoNoose? Check.
Plagiaristic fools? Check.
Now just think about them getting caught in the act, yet they're denying it...
PULL!!!!
Heh heh heh the gallows await for more...
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Garrett
19 years agoThese are actual instruction labels on
consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this..)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) -
†JustAriâ€
19 years agoEnslavement...i've been noticing these smileys =) appearing in your posts...nice to see a good mood. :D
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†JustAriâ€
19 years agoWhoa....you're naked?
Lmao just making fun at my own mild dislexia, hahaha
//Ari\\ -
†JustAriâ€
19 years agoHahahahahahhaa!
You never know, your boss just might appreciate the extra labor...lmfao
//Ari\\ -
Feline Fatigue
19 years agomeow. whatcha doin?
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♥•oOo Nikki oOo•♥©
19 years agohttp://www.poems-and-quotes.com/funny/
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♥•oOo Nikki oOo•♥©
19 years agowww.illwillpress.com
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M MEM
19 years agoone time at girl scout camp, we had water drinking contesets at meals, and someone down 8 3/4 glasses of water.
and another time, i started eating salt, and a bunch of other people started to too. and then some mean counsler confiscated it....
i miss my math contraband.....
i feel so empty without my calculator
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Plagiarism Police
19 years agoMhmm. Well, give them an extra rub just for good measure.
Who's on first? Good days.
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Lydie
19 years agoJPM SNOT ROCKETED!
Lol ... Like i had a mixture of brown and white rum and it's FOUL! anyhow with my reaction to that i made my sister snot rocket ... and also when i decided it would be fun to scull some tonic water and i got like halfway through the bottle and almost threw up... man that stuff shouldn't be made!
-Lyd
