Make me laugh...

or else I won't...

at least make me smile...

I need to...

As always, I'm working night shift...it's 2.48 am, and I won't be finished until 8...

****

well is not spelled with three l`s you...woman=)

heeheehee...

I'm bored..

you nearly had me smiling for a second there, dear

Noose? Check.

Plagiaristic fools? Check.

Now just think about them getting caught in the act, yet they're denying it...

PULL!!!!

Heh heh heh the gallows await for more...

//Ari\\

These are actual instruction labels on
consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this..)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Enslavement...i've been noticing these smileys =) appearing in your posts...nice to see a good mood. :D

//Ari\\

oh so close...

but do you see me laugh???
NOOOOOooo

Oh well, you can't see me anyways...

for all you know I may be standing completely naked now, with my left leg tied to my right arm, and a dildo through my head..

Whoa....you're naked?

Lmao just making fun at my own mild dislexia, hahaha

//Ari\\

congrats, Garrett, I laughed..=)

We too love to make fun of Swedes

I am neither sick, nor a child...

As they say in the song...

Jag är inte sjuk, jag är bara svensk...

or in English...I am not sick, I'm just swedish...

I am not a swede though, I'm a proud Norwegian

too bad...we rock

Good. I win. Now where's my prize? LOL.

I am not naked, I was just making a point, you silly girl...=)

I think maybe my boss would have fired me if I didn't wear clothes..

Hahahahahahhaa!

You never know, your boss just might appreciate the extra labor...lmfao

//Ari\\

Actually, my job kind of requires partial nudity... Ha Ha...

Unless you want to burn alive with the heat.

what the hell do you do? male stripper?=)

http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/discussion/topic.html?topic_id=27354

check out what I wrote there.

the last post

No, I'm a mechanic. The stripper gig is only on weekends. LMFAO!!!

same for me, but I strip on tuesdays too...

"Angelina Taylor" was moved to Friendship, and "what sucks" was (I think) deleted.

obvisously...

well...I wrote...

I think I'll be off for some time now..

talk to you later Angelina..

(steals a hug)

... Kakva?!

Garrett, please stop being a drama queen. You guys are not dating so she's still allowed to "steal hugs"....I shall stop going on about because the outcome may not be as pretty as we all want it to be.

( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")-(") Arrivederci!

hahahaha.

=)

meow. whatcha doin?

http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/funny/

www.illwillpress.com

one time at girl scout camp, we had water drinking contesets at meals, and someone down 8 3/4 glasses of water.

and another time, i started eating salt, and a bunch of other people started to too. and then some mean counsler confiscated it....

i miss my math contraband.....
i feel so empty without my calculator
it is my lover

Mhmm. Well, give them an extra rub just for good measure.

Who's on first? Good days.

~PP

JPM SNOT ROCKETED!

Lol ... Like i had a mixture of brown and white rum and it's FOUL! anyhow with my reaction to that i made my sister snot rocket ... and also when i decided it would be fun to scull some tonic water and i got like halfway through the bottle and almost threw up... man that stuff shouldn't be made!

-Lyd