What Are Some Funny/Stupid Things In Scary Movies?

do not run into a building to get away from the killer (run into the centre of town where there are more witnesses)

i hate when they always look back...JUST RUN!!! ahh then they always fall.

o and dont seperate frm a group, better chances to survive as a group other than one person.

Don't just stand there and scream.

Take the GUN, not the sharp stick.

Blow it's head off and run like you've never run before.

Don't run THAT way, run the way the door is!!

Try not to fall over?

Don't walk into the woods in a cold dark foggy night. You're just asing for trouble.

umm, maybe just don't even watch a scary movie if you're gonna be scared and not be able to sleep!

^that one applies to me :|

Yeah definately Shadow, don't watch the creepy video with that psycho ring girl on it!!!!

HAHAHAHA Ruby. Funny!

Oh, and if you are in a strange place in the middle of the night and you hear strange noises anywhere....DON'T INVESTIGATE. Just run or hide!

1. If you are using a gun and shot up a monster/killer/zombie/dracula/demon and its laying face down and YOU think it dead. It doesn't hurt to fire off another 10 or 20 shots at its head.

2. If you somehow hear eerie, ominous music... Run.

3. Avoid dark walks home.

4. NEVER EVER, EVER split up from the group, unless that group contains that one person that its looking for and she's all like "lets look over here guys". Then you can say "go ahead, we'll meet you there", then run.

5. If you see 3-10 people runing in one direction, don't investigate what they are running from.

6. if it walks like a zombie, moans like a zombie, wants to freaking eat you like one. Chances are it's a zombie and not some deranged person like the "news" say it is... come on now, everyone seen a zombie movie at least once.

7. If someone you don't know calls you up and asks what you are doing, don't tell him/her... unless you're freaky like that with whatever... you're doing... (clears throat)

8. I can't make this one any more clear. To all women, please avoid "the scary movie actress" syndrome. The tendancy to trip over anything in the WORST POSSIBLE SCENARIOS! Example.... "OH MY GOD! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!" *runs for about 5 minutes* "I think *breaths heavily* I'm saf-" *trip*
"AHH!! I broke my ankle!. *slaps forehead and shake forehead from left to right*

If you hear noise coming from an otherwise empty room DON'T INVESTIGATE!

If someone calls you and tells you to check on the kids, the kids are already dead and the killers in the house

Make sure the D*** thing is dead before running away so it can come after you again

Hit the monster with the heavy object-DON'T throw it

If someone is chasing you don't go into abadon houses/allys etc

If you and someone you hate are being chased by a killer TRIP HIM/HER for goodness sake!

When you wake up in your empty house and hear noises, its not your friend/dog/cat

Don't buy a house if you know weird things have happened there!!

And the last one... Just run naked, that way you won't waste time adjusting clothes, tripping in high heels, and you're bound to attract attention!!! lol

If you're hiding, make sure your cell is on vibrate. (Anyone seen cry_wolf?)

That haunted house over there is probably actually haunted.

Brace youself if you are running from the killer, you are definitely going to trip on a stick or a leaf, or god knows what else.

MOST IMPORTANT: If you split up, you are going to be killed off one by one, until the very last person alive is able to make a nearly impossible escape.

And I have to add:

If you are in a strangers house because your car broke down, do NOT go exploring after you ask where the bathroom is. They always know, and they always kill you!

Ahhh I HATE IT WHEN YOU THEY RUN UPSTAIRS! WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO! NONE!
ALSO, WHEN THEY WALK INTO A DARK ROOM, HONESTLY PEOPLE WOULD YOU JUST WALK IN OR WOULD YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS.?!

^Exactly. I shout at the screen when they do that, horror movie characters are just. so. slow. sometimes.

lol...these are all funny!

- If you feel as if someone is following you, don't stop and look back, run home! Fast.

- When there's weird noises coming from behind a locked door...DON'T go and "investigate"

I KNOW SOME!!! OH OH OH!

-like in Scream, that girl talks about how in scary movies the person being chased always runs up stairs instead of out side. Then she runs strait up stairs without hessitation when the murderer is chasing her! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!

lol

-*-Cherri-*-

Scary Movies Are So Predictable Now-a-days(If I Spelt That Correctly) It Seems As If You Know The Next Move, Some Car Won't Start, Someones Running In Heels, Someones Chasing Them Trying To Kill Them.....Its Getting Way Beyond Old! xoxo-Nikki-xoxo

*Jumping On Cherri* Hey Friend :) I Miss U Gurl