What is your favorite joke?

~~Whats brown and Sticky?????~~

Anwser: A Stick!!!!!

yah...its pretty stupid, but if you're really bored and hyper, its hilarious!

in the category "stupid jokes that have been told 1000 times" :p

it's green and slides down from a mountain

a skiwi

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey, the monkey is really hyper and starts bouncing all over the place. While the man is ordering his drink the monkey lifts some peanuts off the bar and eats them...the bar man looks at the monkey, then the monkey lifts a pickled onion off the bar and eats it, the barman stares at the monkey.....then the monkey bounces all over the bar again runs over to the snooker table and lifts the pot ball and eats it whole, the barman looks in disbelief and said to the owner "did you just see what he done"....the owner said " yeah dont worry about it, he eats everything in site, but i will pay for the stuff when i go". Soon after the man finishes his drink and pays for the damage and leaves.

A couple of weeks later the man with his pet monkey walks back in the bar again, he orders a pint and the monkey jumps on top of the bar again, he lifts a cherry up off the bar....shoves it up his back side, takes it back out and looks at it before putting it in his mouth. The barman is disgusted and says to the owner " did you just see that, that thing is disgustin", the owner says "yeah he does that all the time now, he measures everything first then eats it, he's been doing that ever since he ate your pot ball" lol.

I dont know wether I was in a good mood when i read this one, but I found it really funny hope you do to.

Take care, Lis

As of right now, my favourite joke is one that can't quite be done through internet, as it needs the physical movement or two or more people. I shall try and explain it as best I can though.

You need to hold out your hand, and point to an 'invisible elf' that is suppose to be standing inthe palm of your hand and say "this is my invisible elf friend Fred" (or any name that comes to mind)... "Shake his hand."

When the person goes to shake his hand, they'll think he's this tiny little elf, and shake an invisible object that's sort of low down, so when they are done you want to point with your hand, showing that he's taller than they thought, and say '' well, he's this tall...But he likes that too"

lol get it? Did it make sense? Haha I sure hope so, but if not I guess there's no way to explain it. It's probably a really old joke, it's really funny though. Sorta dirty, but really funny. -Especially when you see the expression on the other person's face. :P
Alright, well I'm off again. Happy pranking/joking/laughing. -Stefhy

^^lmao that was funny..
I'm going to try that sometime

pmsl that was funny, very good indeed, i'll have to try that lol.

Take care, lis

sounds like great fun indeed :p, altough i wouldn't be able to stay serious enough , i'd start laughing before the joke is finished :s:p

^^ agree, Im unable to tell jokes

My favorite joke right now.. I know its lame, but the lameness is hilarious!

A mommy, daddy, and baby tomatoe were in a race. The mommy was first, the daddy second, and the baby was last. The mommy finished the race first, and saw the baby was running still, so she ran back to the baby and jumped on it and screamed CATCH UP!

What did the Blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

"Look daddy, dognut seeds!"

HAHA, this one just kills me!

!Mallory!

Mallory, not that this really bothers me, or that I'm trying to pick on you... But umm, I don't think anyone wants to grow or eat 'dognuts'... It's just not right.
*whispers* 'doughnuts' on the other, hand are yummy ;)

Bloke walks into a bar....Bang! It was an iron bar.

I am a big joke when I`m drunk

what does a canibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

wipe his bum!!!!!
lol

its great soooo funnii

HEY MEL!! u nicked my joke =( so unfair lol i thought of that joke as soon as i saw the title! its the most hilarious one i know even though everyone ive told so far thinks its not funny at all but i laugh everytime i think about it hehe x