Things I've Learned

Ok so we've all learned things..Even if you haven't been around long so post them!!!

-White spandex shirts and melted cheese don't mix well
-Paper doesn't taste good
-Alarm clocks do come unplugged
-After chapstick has been through the wash and dryer, its in about as good of shape as your oil stained clothes
-Bra's do break during school, when you still have 3 hours left
-Mom's are cooler then they come off
-Parents can be really embarassing even if they don't mean to be
-Puppies only chew on things they aren't susposed to
-People you find weird and disturbing can become your best friends later on
-Toothpaste hurts if it's in your eye
-Even if you and your older brother cook together, if neither of ou know what your doing, the food might not taste right
-Pizza can turn into a black disgusting mass if left in the oven 3 hours to long

ok..so I've learned more..but lets see what you've learned!

paper tastes good

well hehe thats interesting...lets see i;ve learned a lot...ok
* if your head doesnt fit through 2 metal bars...dont keep trying to stick it in..cause u will get it in...but getting it out might be a bit more difficult..

*never pet a cactus no matter how nice it may look...it hurts..trust me:):)

* Never lean back on an unstable bench...it will tip over..and u WILL fall:):)

*do not sniff sand..or whipped cream for that matter...it WILL go up ur nose!!!

*Always look around b4 u start changing...Sometimes ppl are watching:P:P

*do not stick your hand in the printer...*ouch*

* Never try to drill a gear while holding it in your hands...*that one left a scar in my fingers*

* Do not run down a muddy hill when its raining!!....*i made it to the bottom here,but slipped just as i said " I made it"/.//lol

* Sponge cake is not made from sponges, so do not try to stuff them into your cake...

*Do not stick a hose on full blast with freezing cold water coming out of it into your shirt...For 3 minutes...:):(:(

okay..i have more..but i cant now..:):)

I have learned to never use salad tongs
to remove tampons, not recommended!

-Playdough tastes salty
-Salt water is DISGUSTING and it will dry in your bathing suit, leaving you uncomfortable ~shivers~
-Paper is a good thing to eat when you're hungry, but have no food (ex. in school)
-SoBe energy drinks taste like cough medicine
-"Bad Boys" will break your heart
-Boys will untie your bathingsuit top if you're wearing it under a shirt at school
-Healthy older brothers will make you nasty foods and watch you eat it
-Playing quarters isn't a good idea when you're sitting in class
-Kissing someone who's not your bf/gf will have a weird reaction from friends
-When a teacher stands by you to watch your behavior, you shouldn't throw items across the room =]

that was surprisingly fun to do =]

Here are some of the things I learned

- Only the most expensive stuff gets lost on trips to different places
- Never look up to see if the teacher is looking before you do something against the rules, I swear, teachers can sense students eyes from a mile away!
- Whatever a leading brand, the other competetive brands will do the same and act stupid about it.

Don't have time for any more, maybe I'll edit it later.

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- Don't throw fry chips into a pan full of hot oil. The extractor fan WILL catch fire.

- Read the instructions before making Oats So Simple. Don't just assume they take ten minutes in the microwave.

- It's not clever to mix absinthe with jagermeister.

- And it's certainly not clever to drink it in a pint glass.

- Getting into a mosh pit with large boys will result in painful injuries.

- Don't wear fishnets on a very hot day. The tan lines just look stupid.

- Low cut tops should never be warn on trampolines.

- Don't throw a party at your house and wonder of somewhere else when all your guests arrive.

- Make sure that the guy you're attempting to chat up is not gay.

- Pegs are usually a good idea when putting clothes on the washing line.

- Close the blind when getting changed. Especially when putting on/taking off bra.

And I claim to be intelligent. I think that may be debatable.