Things It's Impossible To Say...

...without sounding sarcastic.

"I'm really looking forward to the new Guns 'n' Roses album."

"Yes, lots of black clothes looks good on a hot summer day."

"I bet George Bush is actually interesting to talk to."

"I don't care what anyone says: Lil Kim has real style."

"I'm surprised more countries don't play baseball."

"I really do enjoy McDonalds food."

"I'd like to buy a Ford Focus please."

"Good Charlotte are a good band."

Anyone got any more?

When you say 'impossible' to say, do you mean as in a tongue twister? Because I can say them all, and I have a horrible speach impediment. =/. Lol..

Just like to say that I thought this one was hilarious
"I bet George Bush is actually interesting to talk to."

Okay... I think I can think of a couple.

"Eyeliner on guys is hott"
"Paris Hilton is my idol."

That's the only ones I can think of at the moment.

^^ HA "Paris Hilton is my idol" is hillarious! I like the eyeliner one too but I do alot of acting and the guys need it because their face will dissapear on stage under the lights if they don't wear it but otherwise not guys shouldn't wear eyeliner!!

Samantha: "When you say 'impossible' to say, do you mean as in a tongue twister?"

No, I mean as in "read what I wrote, properly." :-P

"sporks are a brilliant invention"
really, they are only good for poking people
"simple plan's in RADD!(rockers against drunk driving)"
simple plan does not consist of rockers
"lindsay lohan can sing"
if thats singing, then hell's reign is here

ahaha i like sporks . they ARE good for poking people .

"St. Patrick's day is such a useful holiday"
wow that was lame .

"Pop music is so cool"

"Money doesn't really matter"

umm im a lame-o . lol . idk

"Too bad presidents can't do three terms,more Bush!!!"....impossible

"Fox is the most fair of the networks..they report fact...they are not the Monica's of the Bush administration"....impossible

"Round of applause for the government" lol impossible

And i do quote this off the man himself... Mr george w bush...

"The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership"

"If Hillary Duff had a concert in my area, I would be the first one in line for tickets"

"George Bush is a genious"

"I don't find any of the guys in the Harry Potter movies attractive" (Personally I find that impossible to say while being honest)

Yes, I believe that Tupac Shakur is alive.

Come down and smite me, oh mighty god!

"God" a statement i find hard to believe my fellow athiests

I abslolutely adore washing up

"George Bush is a sexy beast"

"I love being sunburned on the backs of my knees"

"Billy Corgan has the voice of an angel"

"Middle school was a really positive life experience"

"I can't wait for Paris Hiltons album to drop!!"

"No thank you bartender... tell the gentleman I would rather pay for my drinks'

"Michael Jackson is innocent"
"No, i can't tell Michael Jackson had a nose job.."
"George Bush is an awesome president"
"None of the backstreet boys are gay"
"Britney Spears is a good mother"

Haha, this is fun.

ha,ha at the bartender post

Tony Blair is the best thing that happened to the UK

To the cops

"That doesn't belong to me"

"I was giving him gas money...I wasn't purchasing anything"

"Nicole Richie has put on weight" hehe

"Paris Hilton has a beautiful nose"

Sorry. i guess i just have 'a thing' against them too :p

"Oh my Gosh! Hillary Duff is my absolute favorite singer!"

"Martha Stewart is my idol."