A Random Funny Sentence.

Give Me A Random Funny Sentence About Yourself Or Something You Did Today.

I managed to poke my eye with my mascara.. twice..

My heart and soul needs tweeking... or duct tape.

I was able to get back online, today. :)

I fell DOWN the stairs lol

I ran into a wall... I swear it moved!! =P

Rayne xx.

I ran into my air conditioner 4 times in one night!

Poodle... thats a funny word.

I was in my friends homeroom class one day and then I asked her where her homeroom was while I was sitting in that classroom!

when i was little i used to think the boogie man lived in my AC=P
i was scared to get near it:)

I tripped over a chair and ran into a door.

a box of pizza was accidently dropped on my head tonight....twice.......at work

I was chugging my lipton green tea, 3 seconds later i was choking.

I had been talking to my friend on the phone earlier while drinking water && she said something funny so...I kinda spit water all over the floor and when I went back into my kitchen to clean it up, I slipped on the water and ran into my fridge.

It was a total Ashley Moment. xD

[[__♥Ashley♥__]]

squirrel....
funniest word in the world. just keep on saying it to yourself...it gets funnier each time.

my wife hates when i leave the toilet seat u p, sadly today i forgot to put the lid up and pissed on it

^^LMFAO. HAHAHA. THAT'S BRILLIANT.

um.
well. he blew what I was gonna say out of the toilet! ha.. I make sick jokes. ANYWAY. I was gonna say.. that I sat down.. on the toilet and the lid was up.. I fell in. But. Mine is so loserish. to his.

my wife hates when i leave the toilet seat u p, sadly today i forgot to put the lid up and pissed on it

I lost my random sentence after reading that LMAOOOO

There was a sign saying "mind the pot holes" and I ended up walking into it whilst I was trying to mind them.

Boys are clueless; That's what's so cute about them

Sometimes, a girl feels the need to kick soemthing. Hard.

My friend has been teaching my budgie some new words
When my stepmom went in to feed him this morning, Instead of the usual “hey baby” Joey decided it would be a good idea to add. “let’s bone” to the end of it. I’m going to kill my budgie.

I'm ill, I was sick and it came out my nose... which made me laugh.

my sister fell in the stiarways today, and her butt is sore..

maybe i should mind u i was half asleep when i peed on the lid

^ I'm a girl and I've peed on the lid before...

Nice Second.

My favorite number is 2,222. All even, adding up to four, which is two times two.... And it's small compared to infinity!

A friend took a picture of me and i looked constepated

:( worstr picture ever):

Uh, Purple, 2,222 added up is eight... sorry to burst your particular bubble.

Doors are evil..
They yell,bit,and sometimes go infrount of you
JUST so you and run into the..
damn doors..