Stupid Questions.

You know those stupid questions that are "unanswerable"? well tell me as many as you know.

When you choke a smirf, what color does it turn?

If drank is to drink, and ring is to rang, then is wink is to wank?

Why is it a soft ball when its hard?

Are you thinking what I think that you're thinking, because if you're thinking what I think that you think, then we've got a problem. hehe=> my favorite one.

When you loose weight, where does it go?

and so on and so forth

Why is there brail at drive up atms?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

Just a few that I could think of. Hope you like them

These are all answerable....

When you choke a smirf, what color does it turn?

It turns a reddish purple, except for smurfette who turns pink.

If drank is to drink, and ring is to rang, then is wink is to wank?

Yes, I fondly remember the last time I winked.

Why is it a soft ball when its hard?

'Cause in a bar room brawl soft balls always leg it.... or hide under a table.

Are you thinking what I think that you're thinking, because if you're thinking what I think that you think, then we've got a problem.

Yup, we have a problem.

When you loose weight, where does it go?

Down the back of the sofa.

Who was the first person to look at a chicken and think "I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt?"

(Same thing for a cow, except replace butt with udders and eat with drink)

ok bret dude no sarcasm this is suppose to be fun so don't spoil it..ops too late yeah sorry but poeple like you don't float my boat heres a thought if you can't do waht the post is for..then don't post something at all ok? => ok good we're on the same page

Bret was being sarcastic? Shocking!! I actually thought he was funny!! Oh well.

stupid questions require stupid answers.. I have to agree with TPAM I thought his answers were funny also :]

I personally liked Bret's post.

Anyway (That's turning into one of my fave words)

When you loose IQ points, where do they go?

I really liked both Gemma and Jacob's posts very much...Couldn't stop laughing when I read them. How could both of you be reading my mind. I was going to put up a lot of those questions...lol.

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