Best Pick Up Lines Ever..

What are the best pick up lines you've ever heard?
mine has to be..
"If i said you had a nice body would u hold it against me??"

Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

Lmao...

"Nice pants, can I test the zipper?" That one got used on me, didn't work but I laughed. And the other one...which was really weird...=\ ...

"I have crabs."

^^ I was like "Oh yea.." "That's my new pick up line." "And how's that going for ya?" "I dunno, you're the first one I tried it on, so I'm guessing not very well?"

^^ Lmao that guy was funny though.

-Jenna.

haha!! The second one is awesome! I dont have any original ones...

One of my ex boyfriends said this to me..

''It's like a dog going for a cat, you're different, but I like it''.

If you were a hamburger a McDonalds, I'd call you McBeauty... -.-" hahaha

Let's go to my place and do some math.
Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and pray to God we don't multiply.

~ this is an article from the xtra msn homepage... probably broke copyright to put it here but its too funny not to share :)

It's the office Christmas party and the one person you've had your eye on all year is going to be there.

The months of planning you've undertaken leading up to this one night is about to happen and it's time for you to get your groove on.

So you''e got the outfit all sorted, the shoes polished, the hair cut, the aftershave selected and are about to put the weeks of psyching yourself up for this one moment into action.

But the one thing you've been struggling all week is mastering what you're actually going to say to her to get her to talk to you for more than a few seconds.

For some, using pick up lines can work but they are just way too cheesy and you're likely to walk away with a slap on the face or a nasty "f*** off".

If you like to be slapped around a bit, then here's a few lines you could try...that is, if you haven't already:

"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there."

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."

Then there are those cheesy pick up lines guys like to use which they think actually work...and sometimes they do:

"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

And then there are those pick up lines which will make her either walk away or just laugh in your face:

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"

"Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?"

"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."

"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

If you really think you're the shizzle and every woman you hit on is going to hang off your every word, then try not to use these pick up lines...or not:

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?"

"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop."

"Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light-switch away"

As funny and pathetic some of the above pick up lines are to use at your Christmas party, it pays to just be yourself.

How about trying something simple as:

"Hi, my name is..."

omfg i heard this today

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Hey can i see your tag!? *looks at the girls tag on shirt* WOW just like i figured, made in Heaven lmao.

ooo i had a really cornie one used on me cnt member it though

once i heard dis 1 on da radio:

"r those space pants you're wearing coz ur ass is out of dis world"

LOL

YOU: excuse me you just droed something
HER: what(as she looks around)
YOU: the convasation lets pic it up from here

did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because i'm thinking with a face like that you've got to be an angel

what about "Do you wanna f@*k"

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You have something stuck in your teeth.. can I get it with my mouth?

Haha..i love it..ahaha..lol..

I seem to have lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me tonight lol

Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants

I see you love to wear nikes...lets make like nike and just do it

Are you a dictionary? coz you add meaning to my life..

Do you have license? coz you are driving me crazy..

Are your legs tired cause you have been running through my mind all day

that one is old but that got used on me last week

Ok ok heres a weird one lol :)

do you have a mirror in your pocket....... cause i can see myself in your pants

hahahahahahahahaha!

Hahaha. These are all so lame, but so funny at the same time.

I can't believe these actually get used on people. LOL

These remind of that james bond jk. u may of heard it already but aniwayz...

J.B is sat at a bar when a beautiful women comes in. he goes up to her, smiles and they get chatting. later on he says "i have a special gadget watch that can tell the future. at the moment its saying that you arnt wearing any pants." "well it must be broken," she replies "i am wearing pants as we speak." "damn" says J.B "it must be an hour fast..."

^ hahaha
that cracked me up.

i wish i had one, but i can't think of any at the moment so sorry. :((

I got this really bad 1 used on me

Guy: Hi
Me: (smile and look @ him)
Guy: You, Know sumthing? U're just my size!

Get real!!

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

Lol, these are just so funny~!

You know what Chocalate feels like. Im that but 10 times better

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket becaue you've got fine written all over you.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Lol this one was used on me....

did u have lusky charms this mornen cuz u look magically delisious!!

I wish i could change the alphabet.... So i can put U... and I... together.

lol, i love this one, it was used on me once.

Guy- Excuse me, you dropped something.

Me- umm...

Guy- My jaw.

i thought it was hilarious, especially coming from a gay guy.

I tried to read through them and i dont think this one was there but heres one thats kinda similar to another one:

Is your dad a baker? Cuz you're a cutie pie!

Soo soo cheesey!

Believe it or not, this worked once before.

Guy - Excuse me, may I see your hand?
Girl - *Gives him her hand*
Guy - *Draws a picture on her hand*
Girl - What is it?
Guy - It's a rabbit on the side of the river, and he can't cross it or else he will go glub glub glub.
Girl - What was the point of that?
Guy - I just wanted to hold a beautiful girl's hand.

Friends and I looked up some corny pick-up lines online, and found that. then we decided to write them down and go use them on people. My friend got a phone number xD

1) "Do you know karate, cuz your bodys kickin"

2)"I'm a pirate, can i see your booty"

3)"do you know the devil? cuz your hott as hell"

4)"Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you."

5)"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

6)"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock"

7)"Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

8)"do you sleap on your stomach? no? can I?"

My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anyways

It's so ironic I see this here now, we were having a massive chat at work tonight about pick up lines, oh how funny they are.

Those pants look good
but they would look even better on my floor
lol
xx

"Hey there. Nice tits."

I used it as a joke. Didn't end too well.

XD

~DBM~