The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen!

*falls out of chair rolling on the ground laughing* Yeeeahhh that's kinda true... we really don't.... But you love us anyway!! ^_^

Hehe.. I kept reading.
Because I don't listen.
Hahahahhahahahaha!!

moi aussi :P

lol good joke :D

HA HA HA IT FUNNY CAUSE IT TRUE!!!!!! HAHA LMAO

Hahaha you caught me =X

Good joke =)

Gawsh Thats Horrid. xD

i like that joke. i read the whole thing, because i can't bear thinking that some guy might know more than i do. so i had to know the rest of the story. but that last part was funnier than the rest of it, i think.

whoever wrote that is a brainless nitwit. ex-genius. but that's just my opinion

lissie~

lovin' it!

thanks honey,you are so honest:'(
but you should be perfect first to crab somebody
i just wanted to make people smile even it's just for a sec...thanks,you just broke my heart

Lmao! I have been caught. And I admit it. That's a great one. :)

--Namida

OMG that was brilliant i loved that =] yeh i had to read to the end i will admit it lol.

yea they have a website that has that joke on it..

i read to the end but only outta curiosity (sp) i guess its true curiosity kills the cat

srry, i just had to say what i said earlier. it really is funny, and my brother read it, but he didn't get it. (i only let him read until i SHOULD have stopped)

lissie~
lovin' it

hahaha! i have heard it before...but it is still funny!

omg thats hilarious...im posting that on my myspace lol

OMG!!! SOOO FUNNY!!! HAHAHHAHA lololololololol. i can't stop laughing. Thats so hilarious

holy crap! lmao I kept reading!

Ciao