Answer Me if you Can #2

I started this cuz i felt bad about not being able to do the first one!!! So i dont member the last riddle asked:

If a rooster lays and egg on top of a completely slanted roof, which way will the egg roll?

you mean a chicken? hahahaha a chicken lays an egg you idiot!

I think that's the answer, roosters don't lay eggs

So that way it doesn't matter which way it rolled because like I said, roosters don't lay eggs!! Haha

Did I get it right?

lol,
cocks don't lay eggs..
ahahah
the joke goes, if a rooster lays an egg.. he was right..

roosters dont lay eggs.

SO If a hen lays an egg on a slanted roof, which way does it roll?

I actually worked out an answer to this lol

laura
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there's a difference between a chicken and a hen??

actually. . . i was going to say the egg rolls down. . . and assuming the roff is not off the ground and on like a cushion. . . . it would roll down then spread itself evenly on the ground

poor chickens. but they taste good so i could care less, as long as there in my belly. anywayz, yes that is the answer, roosters dont lay eggs.

lol whoever said roosters dont lay eggs was right!! good job! heres another:

1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these. ten statements are false
6. At least six of these. ten statements are false
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.

this hurts my brain...lol

I don't know!

i'll give one more day on that one.

It's number two, at least two of these ten statements is false, because statements 5 and 6 are false, there are periods in the middle of the sentence and not at the end!!!

Am I right?

well if the answer is one of the statements, then all the rest contradict that. . . so one is right and the other nine statements are false. . . .

Unless it has something to do with the periods in the middle. . . .

Unless I'm wrong

Laura
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i have no clue, i'll get back to it later.

A man leaves home, takes a right and 3 lefts, and returns home to find 2 masked men. Who are the 2 masked men?

on mine... the answer is #1 because AT LEAST one is wrong.

no where because roosters don't lay eggs!

do u give up on mine yet?

as everyone else has said...the rooster...is not able to lay an egg...least i sure hope not

Poetry Heart- Serial Killers?

Duh.
Downwards.

hahaha.

I have another one,

How many animals of each sex did Moses take onto the Ark?

As many as the other sex?

Moses?

Noah built the ark so moses didnt take any animals with him!!!! HA!

If a train is going fifty miles an hour...

okay im done with trains.

You are driving a bus through 5 stops.
at the first stop, 5 people get on and 4 get off.
at the second stop, 4 get on and 7 get off.
at the third stop, 3 get on and 1 gets off.
at the fourth stop, 8 get on and 3 get off.
at the fifth stop, 9 get on and nobody gets off.
WHAT IS THE BUS DRIVERS NAME????

The drivers name is ME! Mykel Mapel!! WOOT WOOT!

Okay here is a riddle...

Homeless people have it.
Rich people need it.
And you can die without it.

Jane Fitzsexy. (Bus question)

And the latest riddle: NOTHING.

wahahaha

Yeah... everybodys doing so good!!!

okay:

What is so fragile that when you say it's name you break it?

Umm i dunno

Silence. Tranquility.

And 'well' not 'good.'

How many 2c stamps are there in a dozen?

I think a better question is:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Muwahahahaha!

I think a better question is:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Muwahahahaha!

To answer evil penguin a heart.

"Silence. Tranquility.

And 'well' not 'good.'"

well, sorry. gosh, i really dont think its that big of a deal... and the answer was silence.