what not to say to your boyfriend/ girlfriends dad

- Name : more me_less you
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more me_less you
19 years ago

i say "nice abs, i'd tap that."

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- Name : Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
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Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
19 years ago

well isnt that a little odvious. lol. anyone else.

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- Name : emptysole
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emptysole
19 years ago

wow your wife has a great set of tits :-s

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- Name : Gem
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Gem
19 years ago

Hehe, i have on going jokes with Marcus's dad. Apparently he's better than Marcus in bed.

Come to think of it.. that was too much info for me.. lol

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- Name : Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
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Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
19 years ago

thats halarious steve. im still laughing

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- Name : emptysole
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emptysole
19 years ago

so do you have another daughter i could taske out?

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- Name : emptysole
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emptysole
19 years ago

so do you have another daughter i could take out?

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- Name : Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
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Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
19 years ago

LOL.
what about..
"so when exactly did you lose all taht hair?"

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- Name : emptysole
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emptysole
18 years ago

how did your daughter become so good looking??
when her parents are so darn ugly???

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- Name : donna
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donna
18 years ago

My other girlfriends/boyfriends father is so much nicer than You

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- Name : trevlosgreat
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trevlosgreat
18 years ago

when drunk you call and leave a messege calling the father the f word and fagget

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- Name : Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
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Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
18 years ago

lol. had me laughing. expecially the other g/f one

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- Name : Tricky Daze
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Tricky Daze
18 years ago

if i were a boy,i would say this to annoy
-she is not as good as your wife at sex xD

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- Name : livingxlifesxnightmare616
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livingxlifesxnightmare616
18 years ago

watch meet the fockers

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- Name : Your Best Mistake Your Perfect Failure
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Your Best Mistake Your Perfect Failure
18 years ago

you didn't know your wife could bend that far did you..?
Also, you can thank me for her making you breakfast later.

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- Name : Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
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Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
18 years ago

antiperfection...omfg. TELL ME ANOTHER ONE. i love it.
*sarah*

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- Name : more me_less you
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more me_less you
18 years ago

darwin that happend to you didnt it lol

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- Name : trevlosgreat
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trevlosgreat
18 years ago

this is so freaking funny this rocks

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- Name : Miss MakeUp
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Miss MakeUp
18 years ago

for guys- did ur daughter get spanked a lot when she was a kid? cuz she sure likes it now!!!

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- Name : ~*ANSIE*~
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~*ANSIE*~
18 years ago

Whisper to his father" I'm so sorry, but I can't do small balls."

@}---}---

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- Name : Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
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Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
18 years ago

lol. that spanking one rocked. i like fell out of my chair...and im in class. lmfao

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- Name : Jen
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Jen
18 years ago

"so can you pay for the wedding because i paid for my other 5 weddings and now im skint"

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- Name : ~*ANSIE*~
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~*ANSIE*~
18 years ago

guys one...

" You know you should teach your daughter some respect cause I was feeling her up when we were making out and I pulled a bunch of tissues out of ;her bra."

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- Name : LadyWaszky
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LadyWaszky
18 years ago

Did you know your daughter doesnt wear underwear?

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- Name : more me_less you
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more me_less you
18 years ago

L
O
L.
"so hows youre wife cause the daughter's great"

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- Name : Purple
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Purple
18 years ago

"Did you know your daughter doesnt wear underwear?" that one's really great.

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- Name : emptysole
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emptysole
18 years ago

is it ok if you ask your daughter to shave down there cause it realy irratates my chin

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- Name : Your Best Mistake Your Perfect Failure
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Your Best Mistake Your Perfect Failure
18 years ago

Look, I didn't mean for your wife and daughter to change their sheets.. you'll have to forgive me for the mess..and the electric bill

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- Name : Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
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Fruitloop XxProblem ChildxX
18 years ago

i dont get it

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- Name : Your Best Mistake Your Perfect Failure
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Your Best Mistake Your Perfect Failure
18 years ago

they both had to change the sheets.. the cumming in the bed, and the electric bill for the washing of the sheets..

BOTH.. Key Word.. BOTH..

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- Name : KemistryKia
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KemistryKia
18 years ago

your kinda sexy(you say to the dad), mind if we excuse ourselves(you say to the mom)

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- Name : xViagraTheCookiex
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xViagraTheCookiex
18 years ago

omg these are great!!!

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- Name : SomewhereAmongThePieces
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SomewhereAmongThePieces
18 years ago

How do you feel about being grandparents??

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- Name : AGirlWorthFightingFor
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AGirlWorthFightingFor
18 years ago

guy says "don't worry, we won't be too late. I'm just gonna be in and out."

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- Name : Batman
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Batman
18 years ago

I'd probably have to say.....duhhhhhhhh...i like cake

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Name : xViagraTheCookiex
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okay never say...

you must kno that ur son is a wonderful kisser.. (the guys i kno brag alot in front of their parents) but did u kno that he is awesomeitistically fantabulistic with his hands??

Name : the easily forgotten
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the easily forgotten
18 years ago

"you must kno that ur son is a wonderful kisser.. (the guys i kno brag alot in front of their parents) but did u kno that he is awesomeitistically fantabulistic with his hands??"

love it!!!

- Name : Gentry
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Gentry
18 years ago

Can y'all hear alot through the bedroom walls?

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- Name : xViagraTheCookiex
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xViagraTheCookiex
18 years ago

hehe thank you destinee..lollz

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- Name : Rahl The Layman Lord
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Rahl The Layman Lord
18 years ago

what not to say....how are your stocks doing...can you afford to pay for our wedding when we get there?

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