666 for 1, Good evening all.

Lol, it's impossible to win a fight on the internet, but it's fun to carry one out. Like you, I like a good battle over senseless things. I agree, don't come onto the forums and derogate other people's poetry.

"So then I can tell you to put it up your bum in person." That's exactly what I would say.

Those chocolate chip muffins are evil. I think bran muffins are devious though. So let's not serve those.

Wait we aren't fighting or arguing??! Whats going on there? You're a musician aren't you? You have to be I only get on with other musicians.

What do you play? If i'm wrong then no worries must be a freak of nature thing but i'm not am I?

We can smell our kind after a while. I play guitar. You sound to intelligent to be a drummer and not arrogant enough for lead guitar or singer, so I'm saying bass or rhythm guitar.

Bran Muffins! They suck dragon poo! We should indeed not serve them. I'm off down the pub anyone fancy joining me? You have to be in England because i'm not waiting for any yanks or Canadians to get over here.
Drusus

Thanks Drusus for commenting the poem... You have given me the best comment I have ever received on that poem... and I have 71 comments on it now.. and yours is the best... sad huh? I wasn't disappointed at all on what you said... Thank you for taking the time to do it. :)

Later Babe

Not a problem Brittney I like to comment things that are worth it.

Oh and thanks for the people that have commented my work, those who liked it, I thankyou for understanding it and you're amazing people, those who didn't like them thanks also but you're all wrong and its much better than anything you've done. Plus you smell of beans and old coats. Ha... I'm on fire!

See its very simple, if you understand my work then you are a poetry genious and if you don't then you know nothing about poetry. Why aren't some of you getting that?

You can't win so i'd just ignore me and carry on regardless.

In other news, has anyone written a poem about muffins yet because i'm really thinking of going for it. I'd have put that in another section of the forum but i've taken root here now so I don't want to move.

Oh and So's your face!
Drusus

Wow, I have a problem with people who only seem to have the ability to criticize and critique people. Sometimes I think critics only are in their positions because they are unable to face self-criticism and need to demean other people and their work. Poetry is completely subjective. "One man's trash is another man's treasure." It's a cliched line, but its the truth. Don't go insulting people who just want their work to be read. And instead of saying shit like "people who can't write to save their lives" why don't you HELP them and give them ADVICE. Shame on you for thinking criticism actually helps this world. All it does it attempt to give people an opinion thats not theirs. MY CRITIQUE: Being a critic is stupid and your job is a sham.

p.s. Drusus, you are a talented poet, I will give you that.

Drusus --
I read the comment you left Darien, something about him being a musician.

Well, I wanted to state, that your getting along with musicians was incorrect.
I play six instruments and I've never liked you.

xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex

Well you probably can't play them very well.
Ha....

Come on keep it going.
Drusus

Drusus, I think you need a life. Or a girlfriend.

Ha.. I have a great life and a great girlfriend. Lots of friends and lots to do but I love riding chumps on the internet. Oh and thankyou for that critique on critics there. You're on the ball.

Come on stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Ha...
Drusus

Wow an interesting subject has turned into desperate atempts to attack Drusus...
Evolution is sometimes interesting =D

AND FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING with a cellular structure on this planet please explain to me why you are signing your comments with your nicknames...??!!
If you want to sign it you do so whith your real name. The nickname is clearly written on the left side you can't miss it so whats the point in wiriting it again !?

Yeah, Perfection unfortunately you're right, I've resorted to taking a ridiculous attack on Drusus. I just can't understand why someone who is so "literary and talented" and who has such a "great life" would take out the time to "ride chumps" on the internet. maybe you should keep the riding in your bedroom with your girlfriend, because nobody else here is enjoying it. and the whole critique on critics was meant to be a contradiction. you're lame. i'm done with this. continue laughing on how cool and smart you are to be pissing off people on the internet. wow, you must be SO good at your job.

Oh because thats my real name!

Would you like me to put a picture of my birth certificate up? Don't make fun of it either its a very nice name if you're going to grow into a crazy arrogant goth. Wow, its perfect its like my parents knew!

Drusus

I did not exactly point at you Drusus as you might have noticed there are other people that have signed their posts and I WAS reffering to the ones that werent real names... I think I made that clear and I love your name and would probably harm many people to get my hands on it so chill =D

Ha...... I love it. I'm not thirty, i'm twenty three. The So's your face line was a joke from a popular tv show and my grammar on a website is definately not representational of the way I write off the internet. That being said, you're a monkey and you smell like feet.

Ha.. you hate the fact I mock like a five year old don't you? What a shame but I think you're missing the point here, i'm not going to stop and unless you come round my house and beat me into submission telling me all the things i've already said isn't going to help. Oh and most writers take people hitting there grammar badly, I don't.

So in conclusion in the most adult way I think possible, your a loser and your mother gave you away to a family of travelling cats.

Thats what you expected back right? Well lets hear a comeback.
Ha...
Drusus

Aaaw if you two are batteling cant you do it in a cool way?

A rhyme battle... huh what you say?? you up for it?

And traveling cats are just as valuable as ordinary cats so don't judge them damnit we have enogh dicrimination in this world!!!

AAAAAH he did it... he challanged you man you better not run!!! OH its on now baby!! ^^

oh my god sorry I changed it !!!=O

I will do 60 push ups as a punishment =(

Man. I can't believe this is still going. If I had more time I'd read the whole thing. I'm sure it's funnier than yesterdays work! And a rhyme battle...I'd enjoy watching it out.

I love it, of course traveling cats are just as valuable, seriously don't take any of my bravado and stupid responses as anything other than stupidity ever.

I am a stupid, arrogant idiot who has no credibility and has a penchant for muffins. Who's poems are rubbish and who has no real drive to achieve.

There now you don't have to slate me because i did it better than you could.

I have a cat! She is so cute.
Seriously though some of the responses in here are terrible, have you guys ever had an argument before because some of you are really bad at it.

Drusus

Oh yeah its going down!!!!

Aaaaw I like my arguments.. =(

Where is it going? Lol.

Well that depends if we define down as the direction of gravity then it is going... wait... thats not the point ... you up for this battle or not =D?

Cmon its more fun then just regular arguing...

Definately not. I find it hard enough to exchange words with a yank in general conversation and I am most certainly not a rap artist.

*drinks tea in defiant manner*
Drusus

Did he just say that? Oh I think he did!

Lol, this forum is going to get so much funnier over the next few days thanks to that comment.

Haa...
Drusus

Well I did not say rap battle I said rhyme battle. Therefore you can exclude the part of the text where you are some kind of hustler that shoots 5 guys while having intercourse with 3 female individuals and that at the same time is selling drugs to some kids....

Instead you just make the arguments rhyme =)

Are you serious? Because that sounds about the least poetic thing one could possibly do.

I applaud your crazy ways to sort out arguments but you do realise this argument has no real point or direction and was just completely set up so I could get as much attention for my poems as possible without grovelling.

If we had a rhyme battle, as you call it it would end up the two of us slating each other for real and I don't even know the guy, he could be really cool. Its alright to poke fun on the internet like that but I don't want to make real enemies. Thats just silly.

On that note, it worked, a treat.

Drusus

Well it must be more poetic then regular argument I think... Anyways it would probably not turn out as hostile as you think.. Actually its more friendly then this but anyways Im not going to force you to do it. I dont know where you are located so forcing you is not a childs play...

=D

Well it was just a though... ^^ And yes I am semi crazy =D

This thread is stupid anyone who posted in this thread is stupid!

Ha...
I'm going to bed have a good night guys I'm not going to post in this one again. Just wanted to say its been great getting to know you all and you all write fantastic poems.

Remember to a poet all words are beautiful and what we just did was funny and stupid at the same time. Hope to catch you guys in a thread soon.

Drusus

This thread is pretty stupid, funny though. I posted in it though so that shows how stupid I am. and I know I'm horrible at arguing, my argument probably didn't even get a reaction. Whatever it doesn't matter, I'm only 13, I have better things to do than argue with 23 year olds. Haha just kidding. This is actually a pretty interesting thread, and I hope I can argue that well when I'm older.

I ask for comment and return them. Not because I give a crap about whether I have a silver or platinum award, but because I like it when people read my poetry. I know full well that many people just write "great poem 5/5." without a second thought, but I also know that some people take the time to actually read my poems and possibly enjoy them. I am afraid to show my poetry to anyone close to me, and this is an outlet to share and express my poetry.

^^omg dude...really you need to read the whole thread. because if you did...you'd realize this whole thing was just a joke.

haha. this was deathly amusing. this thread should be here for ever. it needs some sorta page of fame that this website keeps. its just beautiful. so lovely, im at loss for words.

oh wow this thread was definitly intresting and yes i do pose things on here asking for people to look at my work because it gets a little bit disapointing when I think I've just written a real great poem and it goes on forver not being commented or even rated and I am 14 so I guess I am one of those stupid teen girls who asks for comments but I don't beg for them I'll post it and if people have free time they can go and read it thx...if you could...read some of my poems...that have a higher rating

Drusus, you are correct my friend. I am indeed a bass player. I sensed guitar from you the minute I started reading your poetry.

You should just tell everyone, you are not here to make friends. You are here to read and write poetry. Maturity levels are low here, so don't expect much respect from some of these people.

I would love to join you for a drink at the pub. Sadly I am located in Canada. I think the travel time would throw off the entire thing however, so I might have to time it very carefully.

Well I must clear my name here I guess so I will take my mask of now..

First of all you can't call someone stupid since this was your thread and people just responded to YOUR stupid argument. Yes you might have figured that if you post a thread people will answer it. And even if your thread is MORONIC people will be nice enogh to talk to you about it...

Second of all you are pathetic since YOU start a thread talking about how bad poets beg for comments only to later on reveal that you only made the thread so that we would notice your poetry.

And I will answer you why I was acting so childish..
It is bacause if you want to comunicate with a lifeform of lower inteligence you must go down to its level and speak as it does which in your case is like a 5 year old as you said yourself.

And as for the litle grupie above that wants to hold hands in a bar.. Please do not speak of something you know nothing about.
Yes my friend I am pretty sure that you are unable do define maturity since well, THERE IS NO REAL DEFENITION OF IT...
If you had added "I think" in the start of your comment you would have been expressing your own opinion but since you did not do that you are stating a fact which is incorrect since you are absolutely not at an high enogh inteligence level to discuss such a big word.

And yes I KNOW you did not exacly point fingers but I dont care I just dont like when people think they are smarter then they realy are so I suggest you use "I think" at the start of everything you say in the future...

And as for the future please remember that if you judge someone as stupid or not mature without knowing a person to 100% and not knowing the defenition of the words you are using then YOU are stupid since you are only guessing and guessing is for fools...

Enjoy your beer guys...

wow this thread is so pathetic. i think whoever started this thread should keep their opinion to themselves, (because i think everyone could careless)

anyway whatever. im out.

Seriously mate, you need to take it easy. I was just trying to do something different in a thread that got attention for my poems and still allowed people to have fun. Instead of just feel obligated to comment people commented because they wanted to. I recieved some high level criticism that was worth more to me than a million, "great poem 5/5", rubbish ones.

I'm not moronic, i'm not stupid. I thought of something different for people to spend their times doing in this section. You posted in it more than the others and I think thats why you're most annoyed.

Nobody in this thread is stupid, I suggest you read that post again, you might have heard of these kind of jokes based on irony.

Come on, are you angry because my thread got more responses than the others or that on some level you admire my publicity stunt? Perhaps you're just angry because you think i'm an idiot who's destroying all thats good about poetry. Thats ok I understand change is strange.

However you spent your time in this thread attacking me and me alone. I would've thought you'd have better things to do. Yes I know the irony in that statement is indeed high, why indeed have I spent so much time in it. Well i'm an attention seeking poet, just like you and guess what! You gave me tons of it.

By the way do I really have the intelligence of a five year old? My IQ says something completely different. Or perhaps you're one of the poets who believes the knowing the English language completely is enough to make you intelligent.

I'm sure you're a better person than me though, like you said i'm an idiot and a moron.

Who just might have a point.
Drusus

Hehe actually Im not angry I just talk that way ^^

And no language is not considered "smart" to me sinc language laks all forms of logic and since Im a man of science logic is everything

Dont worry Im not mad or anything nor do I care about what ppl write I just LOVE to point out stupidity in people who call others stupid.. its my thing since I find all the people on this planet stupid... And even if its a joke I will point it out anyways

"There is no smart.. Just less stupid" is my moto =)

If I was mad or anything I would not have been as nice as I was up there so dont you Worry =)

And aaw you broke your promisse you said you would not write here again .... but Im glad you did I guess since I would not want you to get the wrong idead about me... Im just a bad person thats all :D

And yes it was a boring day and I had nothing better to do... but I have now so I might check out your answer tonight ^^

No, you're a good person standing up for what you believe in. I am all for that.

"There is no smart.. Just less stupid",
If people leave this thread with one thing it should be that.

Glad you're not mad, its just a stupid thread in a forum anyway. Some people got it, some people didn't, others thought it was very arrogant to even try it, others just thought I was a complete sh!t. I'm fine with all of those, they're all good descriptions.

Have a good day anyway, i'm off to give blood so I shall see you guys soon.

Drusus

Normally i wouldn't say sorry..i'd just keep my mouth shut...but i'm a lil sorry about what i said yesterday...i was having a really bad day...so sorry.
and btw...this was an interesting thread...and maybe you are all of the above...but we all can be sometimes..lol.
Jonda Beth