Stupid Warning Labels:

* Here's a warning on a childs stroller..

** Remove child before folding
----------------------------------------------------------------

Bag of airline peanuts: "Caution: May contain peanuts"
Package of Batteries: "Caution: Batteries not included"
Spear gun: "Do not point directly to head"

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's *just* a suggestion!)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
(The big one or the little one?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)
(I love it: food to piss you off.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
(Or pets! What's for dinner?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
(Or underground?)

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What is this, a home castration kit?)

On a childs superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

Yes, they all state the obvious, although, it's not all that stupid, what about people that are deaf? How do you think they learn? by reading of course.

Lol! wow I just edited it... I didn't know would read posts sooo quickly.. lol...

lol...i have heard this before but it is funny everytime!!!! lol

Haha I love the first one.

Lol! Hilarious. I hope you find more. Here's one mroe for you:

In A Microwave Instruction Manual:

Caution: Contents Hot When Heated.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What is this, a home castration kit?)

^^^
My Fav one of em all lol

"On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts."

And you know what? That guy who wrote that got paid millions O_O

Even deaf people would know what these caution lables are saying...before reading them. Just because you're deaf, doesn't mean you're stupid.

Then there are the caution signs in neighborhoods that read

CAUTION, SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY

These are really funny but I gotta say

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

this really does make a person curious.

its funny beacuse the only reason they come up with the lables is because some one has done it before so i guess some sweed tried stoping a chainsaw with his groin area i think that is pretty funny

HAHAHAHAHA

I just laughed, the hardest I have laughed in about a year.
I still have tears streaming down my face.
Thank you for making my week. I have had the crappiest week ever & that just made it all good for now haha.

I read this post when I was in dance theory lessona little while back, I was still laughing in science next lesson. lol. It made my day.

x

Wow....I've already seen something like this before, but I laugh everytime I read it. Its just so funny how we have to state the obvious.

OMG!

THIS IS JUST.. TOO FUNNY! I seriously have never noticed things like that.

Stupidity.. wow.

LOL. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What is this, a home castration kit?)

^ Lmao. Priceless....=]

Stephanie Lynn .+.