Good comebacks

Good Comebacks
> Man: "Haven't we met before?"
> Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
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> Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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> Man: "Is this seat empty?"
> Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
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> Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
> Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
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> Man: "Your place or mine?"
> Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
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> Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
> Woman: "It's in the phone book."
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> Man: "But I don't know your name."
> Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
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> Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
> Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
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> Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
> Woman: "Do not Enter"
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> Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
> Woman: "Unfertilized !"
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> Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
> Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
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> Man: "I know how to please a woman."
> Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
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> Man: "I want to give myself to you."
> Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
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> Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
> Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
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> Man: "Your body is like a temple."
> Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
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> Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
> Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
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> Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
> Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Hahahahahaha those were brilliant. Awfully rude and I'd never use them in my life, but they were hysterical!!!!

Oh wow!!!
*falling over laughing*
have you ever used any of these?
plz tell me.

Nah i got them in an email would love to use em though pretty mean i know but hey they won't bugg you anymore but it may also make them want you more O.o hmmm ^.^

"> Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
> Woman: "It's in the phone book."
>
> Man: "But I don't know your name."
> Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

LMAO! I've used that one before now! lolz!

Those are hilarious!!!

Man: Have we met? Oh yeah thats right you were in my dream last night!

Woman: OH! thats why i woke up laughing!!!

lmao i said that to some guy and he left me alone haha

> Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
> Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Hah.

Nice ones.

Oh jeezs those were funny, I really liked the one about the eggs x)

It's a good thing that you put these stuffs but i hope girls will use them because what i know girls are easy to trick and guys are like foxes no offence though sorry heh