Hell

Ole and sven die and wake up in hell. the next day the devil stops in to check in on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens, and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. the devil asks them 'what are you doing? isn't it hot enough for you?'
ole and sven reply 'vell, don't ya know we'er from nordern Minnesota, da land of snow, ice, and cold. we're yust happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know.'
the devil decides aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. the next morning he stops in again and they are still dressed in parkas, hats, and mittens.
the devil asks them again, 'it's awful hot down here, can't you guys feel that?'
again ole and sven reply 'vell like we told you yesterday, we're from nordern minnesota, da land of snow ice and cold. we're yust happy for a chance to warm up a bit, ya know.'
this gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys, he cranks the heat up as high as it will go. the people are wailing and screaming everywhere. he stops by the room with the two guys from minnesota and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer.
the devil is astonished, 'everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself'
the two minnesotans reply, 'vell, ya know we don't get too much warm weather up here in international falls, we've yust got to have a fish fry when the weather is this nice.'
the devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. finally he comes up with the answer. these two guys love the heat because they have been in the cold all their lives.
the devil decides to turn off all the heat in hell. the next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan, and gnash their teeth.
the devil smiles and heads toward the room with the minnesotans. he gets there and finds the back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. they are jumping up and down screaming like wild men.
the devil is dumbfounded, 'i don't understand, when i turn up the heat you're happy. now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. what is wrong with you two?'
ole and sven look at the devil in surprise, 'vell, don't ya know, if hell froze over dat must mean da vikings won the super bowl.'

Yeah.. that is way too long to read in the first place... and half the words aren't even words!

Lol

Lmao

Lol perserve with it, it's got an unexpected ending. Good one!

^^christ, if you don't want to spend a whole minute to read it don't. and brittney: that is how they talk in minnesota...

Lmao

Rofl

Lol

the vikings...*grr*

^^some of the people in way northern minnesota do. when you first talk to them you cant understand a word they're saying.lol