The E.T. Theory

For those of you who haven't heard me tell my theory on why E.T. is a jerk i shall expound on it.

so, e.t. and family decide they want to take a family picnic to earth unannounced, just plain rude

then while e.t. is bumbling around the woods, picking mushrooms or taking a leak for all we know, his family leaves him, oh i wonder why.

then after escaping some nice mild mannered men trying to protect their city e.t. decides he wants to lay low in some kids' tool shed

he then suckers this kid into letting him in the house, taking the kids' food, beer, and cannibalizing all of the family electronics, while managing to crossdress. the girl dressed him, i think not

after a while e.t. starts getting sick and manages to make the kid get sick too by so called "healing him" by making out with their fingers

and then the nice government men decide to protect the world by capturing e.t. but e.t. convinces the boy to hang the government so he can rescue e.t.

after several laws broken e.t.'s family shows up and takes him home but not after he says a quick bye and heads off.

douchebag alien, no manners whatsoever

WOW I never really thought of it that way.

thats kinda how I look at little kid shows.

"Oh no...The kid caant fly his stoopid kite what a tradgedy..."

I didn't know Peter Coyote posted here.

Hey whatever, when i was a kid it made me cry...