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by Kate Hicks Feb 28, 2008
Fun, humor /
He sat crossed legged upon the floor
His mind in such a dither.
When all at once he leaped up tall
And said; "Hey wife, come hither!"
He danced about and whooped and sang,
His heart so full of glee.
He'd finally found his quarry lost
And wanted me to see.
He said; "Here wife, I've found the beast
That once eluded capture.
I'm trilled to bits, I can't deny."
His face alight with rapture.
I gazed upon the lap top screen
And looked at what he'd sought.
I must admit I tried so hard,
My mirth I nearly fought.
But, as I laughed, he gazed at me,
His eyes so full of sorrow.
For there, emblazoned on the screen;
"FREE BEER ALL DAY TOMORROW!"
Very funny and so true. I suppose the female equivalent would be "Shoe sale ended yesterday" ? lol.
by - Mr. Darcy
You have a great poetical mind. Reading this poem made that very clear as it seemlessly flowed from one line to the next. Many of the poems on here seem to have too many words per line.
Thank you for making me smile this morning.
A well written and very funny poem, typical men, lol, 5/5
by Derf K
Quite interesting mix of archaic language and a very contemporary situation.