Searched and he did find.

He sat crossed legged upon the floor
His mind in such a dither.
When all at once he leaped up tall
And said; "Hey wife, come hither!"

He danced about and whooped and sang,
His heart so full of glee.
He'd finally found his quarry lost
And wanted me to see.

He said; "Here wife, I've found the beast
That once eluded capture.
I'm trilled to bits, I can't deny."
His face alight with rapture.

I gazed upon the lap top screen
And looked at what he'd sought.
I must admit I tried so hard,
My mirth I nearly fought.

But, as I laughed, he gazed at me,
His eyes so full of sorrow.
For there, emblazoned on the screen;

"FREE BEER ALL DAY TOMORROW!"