Little Test

by Masked   Jul 29, 2009


After a lot of bad press,
The people wanted a test.
To see if the LAPD, the FBI,
Or the CIA was the best.

A rabbit was put in a forest
For them to catch.
Who ever found it first,
Would win this simple match.

The CIA used their informants
And questioned everyone inside.
"Rabbits don't exist!"
They finally cried.

The FBI burned the forest down
And killed everything inside.
They said "he had it coming,"
As the little rabbit died.

The LAPD searched for two hours
And came out with a beaten bear.
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!"
He screamed in despair.

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  • 13 years ago

    by Aure

    Haha, makes me think of this video I saw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq0a5JTSGvU

    It shows us that if people tell us that we are something we're not, we will start to believe them. But that our core never changes.

  • 14 years ago

    by Angel Tears

    Okay, this was hilarious. I loved the ending, brilliant!

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