Old poem called Crazy Round

A purple penguin does the electric slide.
Inside a snow globe, when shaken side to side.
By a girl who’s shirt says “Must be this tall to ride”
That was made by a demon who hates his bride.
Who sat on a bird that was an inch too wide.
Because of the food it ate that was deep fried.
By an alien who thought it best to hide.
The fact that a Mercedes was his new ride.
It was owned by a prisoner who always tried.
To make a daring escape but only cried.
Because of a little bug who could glide.
Over the fence while he only sighed
The bug finally landed on a guy that just died.
From a gunshot wound in his side.
Given by a woman ho didn’t like his stride.
She went home and just spied.
To get back at her boyfriend who lied.
About the different kinds things that he dyed.
Like the penguin that was purple when it dried.
Who lives in a snow globe doing the electric slide.