Crazy Bus Driver (Multiple Senryu)

by †JustAri†   Aug 8, 2005


Crazy bus driver
I only want to go home
Alive, in one piece!

Turn off the heater
For all the windows are closed
I'm suffocating!

It's raining so hard
So please won't you drive safely
Crazy bus lady

Woman, stop screeching!
And don't you release the wheel!
I don't want to DIE!!!!!

Let me off right here
Give me my breath of relief
STOP THIS FREAKING BUS!!!!!!!!!!

Open up the door
You won't see me tomorrow
Crazy driver b i t c h...

*This is dedicated to my new bus driver...today was my first day in 8th grade and she just scares me!! :P

Peaces!

© Copyright Ariana 2003-2005

Senryu:
Of Japanese origin, a poem with a 5-7-5 syllabic count. Three Lines. Senryu usually have references to human nature, unlike haiku.

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  • 12 years ago

    by keep n touch

    Oh, i'm recalling those golden days of riding the bus. my bus driver was cool and gave out candy, but one time we had a 'sub' bus driver and she looked like satan.. nice poem:)

  • 12 years ago

    by Amanda Bee

    Very cute and absolutely hilarious. Good job!

  • 12 years ago

    by Steven Beesley

    Ari,

    I'm in stitches, just loved this one. Good work!

    Warmest regards,

    Steve

  • 12 years ago

    by backporchpoet

    Oh my god, we have the same bus driver! maybe not, being in different states and all, but still i laughed so hard keep it up

  • 12 years ago

    by chfj4

    great poem, i totally love it! my little cuz lives in the us and is jus starting 8th grade soon. I've never been on an american school bus. neways, love the poem. keep it up, 5/5.