The Please Read Rant

by †JustAri†   Sep 11, 2005

You pitiful morons
Who love to beg in your title
You're not worth a bit
Of any of my while

You're so insecure
As to plead for a review
Sometimes when the work
Doesn't belong to you

Don't you read, you idiots?
Or are you legally blind?
If your vision's well enough,
You should read the submission guidelines

And for this particular rant,
Pay attention to number two
"No comment/vote requests in the title"
What else is there needed to prove?

There was a notice posted by a mod
In every forum in the board
That every poem with a request in the title
Will be a target deleted for..

..Not complying to those rules
That you children decided to break
All because a little attention
Was a dose you had to take

When you wonder why your poems are gone
And you demand an explanation
If anybody should tell you there was two weeks notice
You have no right to an exclamation

For one, it's your problem
For not being involved in the community
Of the Poems and Quotes family
As if you've bulit an immunity

For two, when you submit a poem,
The rules are straight out THERE
No excuses of any kind
Should you be allowed cos we don't care

And also, since many of you think
That emails should've been sent
Shall I remind you of how many members there are here?
Nobody has TIME for that!

Wipe the tears and snot from your faces
And choose just to enhance
Your weakest points and demolition of requests
Cos we all deserve the same chance

*Congratulations. All of you who are complaining about the removal of your poems with the "PLEASE READ AND VOTE AND COMMENT" within the title, you are idiots. Stop whining and grow some self-esteem.

And also...only in the SHORT SUMMARY of the submission guidelines does number two state the bit about posting requests in the title. When you read the full set of guidelines, it's number three.

-Oh yes, and here:

The PROPER way to place your requests. Learn to use it.

-And on a final note...I will be assisting the Mods in reporting these pathetic so-called poems. Take this as your new and very generous warning.

© Copyright Ariana 2003-2005


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Latest Comments

  • 14 years ago

    by Emily

    Yah, as if the rules weren't enough for those people, they still put it in their title! I searched for Please read, and people still have some poems up with that title! Thats how I found this poem. Great job.

  • 14 years ago

    by Lemma

    I totally understand where you're coming from. Good for you to have a rant about it! Keep writing,

    Em xx

  • 14 years ago

    by Ariana

    LOL! This is so good, and wow you have the same name as me hehe. I really like the first line 'You pitiful morons' - so true!

  • 14 years ago

    by Natalie84

    Read it before and once again I'll say I love it...HAHAHA

    Ok wanted to tell you (as I'm sure you see) we erased everyone from the club...we started a new one...please come join us!!

  • 15 years ago

    by sinister

    5/5. Agreed.