End of the World

by oNice   Feb 18, 2008


END OF THE WORLD

I got a cup of coffee at a Starbucks cafe,
A mocha latte to be exact, I get one every day.
I sat down and I drank it, then walked ahead outside
And there it was! The end of the world right before my eyes!
I had never noticed it before, such a curious little site.
I gazed and I stared, I knew my vision couldn't be right!
The more I looked, the more I wondered, could it possibly be true?
But there across the street another Starbucks was in view!
I sat upon the sidewalk, as puzzled as could be,
A Starbucks I came out of, and another one I see.
But maybe, perhaps, I wasn't in a Starbucks cafe,
But maybe, just perhaps, I was in another cafe.
I turned slowly, knowing I wouldn't see what I had thought,
But it was true! Oh this horrible Starbucks plot!
I knew right then our infinitesimal world was doomed!
For right there on the sidewalk, the end of the world I presumed!

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  • 16 years ago

    by kylexthexmagnificent

    Lol this is hilarious and very true!! good job man

  • 16 years ago

    by Kelsie

    Hah, this is like what lewis black was talking about yo. right on.

  • 16 years ago

    by Connie

    Hope your happy...you are making me now crave Starbuck's! Really cute poem. I look forward to reading more of yours.

  • 16 years ago

    by Lemma

    Haha this is totally true although I can't say I'm complaining, I love my frappes! Made me smile, always a good thing. Em xXx