Truth: How to Make A Riley

by Mary   Jun 2, 2008


2 Balls of Black Furry Fluff
1 Twisty Tail
1 Retard Ear
2 Big Brown Eyes
1 Normal Ear
1 Short Wet Snout
47 Happy Bugs
1 Wet Flappy Tongue
1 Male Part
4 Little Legs
4 Little Feet
1 Little Body
27 Play Bugs
Glue
Black Thread
Needle

Take little body and glue legs on. Numbers 1 and 3 go in front and 2 and 4 go in the back. Stick feet to the end of the legs, the peg goes in the hole. Again 1 and 3 go in the front and 2 and 4 go in the back. Put all of the happy and play bugs in the hole and, as fast as you can, glue the head to the body. Take about 9 fingers long of string and thread the needle. Sew the twisty tail on to the back of the body. ( Sewing the twisty tail usually works better if you sew using âXâ marks like so: âXXXXXXXXXâ all around the twisty tail). DONâT FORGET! We still need to sew on his male part. Be sure to sew that on with the â****â pattern.
Take the wet Flappy Tongue and sew it to the back of the short wet snout again using the âXâ pattern. Take a bubble of glue on the backs of the big brown eyes and attach them to the indents on the head. Sew the retard ear on the right side of the head using the â-------âpattern. Then sew the normal ear on the left side of the head, again using the â--------âpattern. Rub glue all over the body, head, legs, feet, and snout. Take the flurry fluff and rub it all over the glue. You now have an un-activated Riley.
Now, stand your Riley upright in a 2 ½ heads 4 sided kick board. Put in the hot âMake-it Machineâ for about 69 ranch squirts. Make sure he doesnât dry out. He needs to have the right amount of play all the time. If it looks like he is running out of play be sure to spit some in him.
When Riley is done, put him outside right away so he can play. After 420 water drips, your Riley is made.

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