Ode to Boogers

There are boogers in everyone.

There are boogers in the dreamers,

In the see-ers and the believers.

There are boogers in everyone.

Even in the supermodel,

On her four page spread,

When no one looks she blows her nose

To get those boogers out of her head.

There are boogers in everyone

Including the President

While writing in the oval office

He picks his nose with glee

Because there is no greater pleasure

Than digging for boogers sneakily.

So there you have it

There are boogers everywhere

So next time that you feel an itch inside your nose

Just remember it's ok

To pick, to blow, to use a tissue, or your clothes

Because we all have boogers.