OH CRAP

Oh Crap!!!!
By R. Meuser

There I was with an expectation
to have my daily elimination.
But to my frustration
I had a case of constipation.
So my solution
to restore my constitution,
was to make a resolution
to drink two quarts of prune juice.
Prune juice was a bad selection
because it made an over correction.
Now, here on the pot I'm stooped
unable to stop the poop!!!