Your End (Oh it Makes Me Smile)

I thought about your funeral last night.
Oh, my God, I laughed.
Not many people were sad to see you go -
You have made many enemies.
We smiled and remembered all the s#@t you did to us,
Then we laughed until tears rolled down our cheeks.
Oh, the joy of finally being rid of you!
What delight!
We followed your coffin from the church to the graveyard;
Each of us taking turns to ram into it with our cars.
Oh, the fun!
When we stopped at the cemetery
And the priest tried to lay you to rest
With gentle, sweet words,
We all stood up and cussed at you,
Displaying our eternal hatred towards you.
Oh my, was that the light up of my life!
Then, instead of throwing petals or flowers onto your grave,
We spat at yours.
You didn't deserve to rest in peace
And so 'Rot In Pieces'
Was spray-painted onto your tombstone.
And now that you're gone,
Life is good -
There's no more b@tching;
No back-stabbing;
No distractions;
No more YOU!!!!!!!!!

Copyright�?�©JosieWentzel25August 2008