1. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
2. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
3. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
4. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. (example: salykwtm - stop acting like you know what this means! )
5. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." [ LOLOLOLOL! ]
6. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
7. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
8.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
9. Ask your co-workers/friends mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
