Joe The Pedophile

by Soulful Ensemble   Dec 28, 2008


Good afternoon, another miserable day
But don't look down and try to walk away.
The neighborhood pedophile is crying crocodile tears
And the police is driving by with so many fears.
Little Timmy, going to school, he wants to be a fool
He goes up to Pedophile Joe and starts to drool.
Joe wont give in to temptation, he's only a fixated child molester,
Like Michael Jackson,
Not a sadistic Albert Fish, or a British court Jester,
Or any other Saxon,
But the police comes out running with billy clubs,
And they beat poor Joe until hes scarred and scrubbed,
And he cries tears that are real
And now he knows how the poor boys feel
And he goes to jail and becomes a slave
For one of those rappers who never shave
And the line between rapper and raper is blurred
And poor Joe's shrieking voice is heard
As his anal cavity is destroyed and mangled
And the stars in his vision are spangled.
He gets out of jail many days later--
Five new anuses greater.
He goes right back to what he loves best
Finding little children that he can molest.

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  • 15 years ago

    by Not Enough

    LOL I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
    HAHAHAHA! It's soo great!
    My favorite line is
    "Five new anuses greater."
    LOL awesome true poetry there! lol

  • 15 years ago

    by Soulful Ensemble

    Thank you for realizing its a joke.

  • 15 years ago

    by BioHazard Zombie

    Oh My Goodness
    That Was Extremely Hilarious