Daddys poem

*some background info to help readers understand the poem"
(( My brother Caleb is dating a girl named Aubrey he is ALWAYS txting her i bet he does like sleep txting too but my daddy finds it rude because Caleb does it just all the time my daddy finds it insane. My family was in for the weekend (aunts uncles brother from college cousins grandpa the whole gang) and we all had to come up with contests. My cousin did a pizza making contest my daddys was poker and mine was a poetry writing contest you had to write a poem using the words "Pizza, Mailbox, Tree" and this was the winner))

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As i text on my phone

Dear Aubrey
I have to write a gay poem with the words Pizza, Mailbox, and Tree.

Love Caleb

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