George=Period

by Kemmy Rose   Aug 4, 2009


Dear George,

I speak for every girl when I say, "I hate you!" You bug me all the time- and I don't like it! Obviously, why else would I be writing this. I am sick and tired of your actions. You almost ruined my time with my boyfriend. Good thing is he cares for me, enough to know when to catch me when I fall and when to take me inside. I am sure I would have had a better time yesterday without you. But no- You just follow me every! Oh-my-golly-gee-whirl-ickers! Will you take the hint and leave me alone.

Just be warned I have recruited two guys to help me out with you, named Ben & Jerry and man are they awesome! Even though they are smaller than I am they seem to know what I want all the time and they know what to do when I am feeling down and stressed out!

George- be afraid. Be very afraid!

Kasey

P.S.- Don't be given any of my friends a hard time either!

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