Itchy Scratchy Throat!!:/

My itchy scratchy throat is hurting!
Man, I wish it would stop!
Like an uncontrollable wild thing,
I feel like I'm going to pop!

A wolf is raking my neck with its claws!
A frog jumped down it this morning!
A lumberjack at it just constantly saws!
My friends feel as though they should be mourning!

I know it will stop eventually,
Of this I am totally sure!
But I wish it to come back to what it is usually,
And always stay that pure!