Fairytales Are Wrong

Fairy tales are wrong,
Someone has to die,
If people don't believe that,
They are living a lie.

Snow White didn't get her prince,
He went the wrong way,
Sleeping Beauty never woke up,
She never saw another day.

The fairy god mother didn't show,
Cinderella didn't go to the ball,
Humpty died from blood clots,
After he fell from the wall.

Bella didn't love the beast,
He died along with the rose,
The princess didn't kiss the frog,
He was to slimy and gross.

The ugly duckling stayed that way,
He never ever looked good,
The three little pigs ended in the butchers,
We all knew they would.

Fairy tales are just another lie,
Like the world is based on,
Make us believe all this crap,
When its all so wrong.

Another damn excuse,
For adults to mess us about,
Fill our heads with nonsense,
And let us work it out.